It's called senile dementia. One of the hallmarks is a loss of boundaries. People with senile dementia may seem very normal at times and at other times will forget shockingly normal things like that they should keep their hands to themselves and not masturbate in public. My grandmother forgot who my grandpa was…

I really hope he got fired. Either way, I'm glad he's not in a position where he can influence anyone's beliefs anymore. Wait...damn.

I'm starting to think that he is just trolling us. Like he and Colbert are really both playing a character, it's just that Bill O'Reilly has taken it to a Joaquin Phoenix level.

I showed my son this when he was in third grade, and then made him promise that he would pay attention in class so that he wouldn't end up like this man.

I know you're right about most American Catholics. But these parents are standing firm on their "slutty sluts get the boot" policy. She's staying with friends until she finds her own place and decides whether to keep the baby or give it up (she won't consider an abortion).

Catholicism is not in my good books today. In addition to this mouth diarrhea, a friend's student is pregnant and her conservative Catholic parents kicked her out because apparently Jesus was all, "Love one another. Unless your daughter gets knocked up, then kick that bitch to the curb." Fuck the people who can't see…

A snake!

Here's hoping you can get a professorship or some other satisfying job. I still don't think your degrees are worthless. Employers love to see the kind of follow-through and writing skills that it takes to get a higher degree. My dad used his to get a job as a congressional speech-writer, so there are jobs in and out…

If your degrees educated you and made you a better citizen of the world, they are not useless. Disproportionately expensive, but not useless.

I actually think it's pretty cool. My tribal name (I am not making this up) is Beaver Woman. I usually pronounce it in our Native language (say Tomoq Sqa), but I'm not ignorant of the double meaning.

If that was my brother Leroy, I'm so sorry.

You might want to look online for L&L BBQ. I found one in my city and go there to satisfy my lau-lau and kalua pig cravings. There might be one in your area, and they have Spam musubi.

I'm fairly certain that my grandpa had that exact dish. I seem to remember eating something wrapped in bacon or coated in catsup out of it.

If that is filled with shrimp and smoked salmon and coated with cream cheese and dill, I'm sold. It looks delish!

Spam musubi! My grandpa also used to make a really good Japanese cold noodle salad that featured Spam. And if he didn't have enough leftover meat from the week, he might put Spam in his Sunday morning fried rice. Spam is actually not that bad in the right hands.

"Surprisingly edible!" is how I plan on describing anything I like from now on.

I admit that I do judge people who have certain tattoos. If you have a hand tattoo, I'll assume you were in prison or in a gang. If you have a face tattoo, you were never expecting to work in medicine or finance. If you have a neck tattoo, you are either in a band or really dedicated to your rockabilly or gangster…

My sarcasm detectors are overloaded! They can't take much more, Captain!

As much as I appreciate you assuming (perhaps correctly) that I am unattractive, I think that I'm actually ignored more because of my age (40's), weight, and my lack of makeup. Or maybe it's my resting bitch-face. Who knows? In any case, I mainly posted because I find this ad irritating. It presumes that on-line…

I actually have fine results when I approach people in non-bar settings. I have met three boyfriends by being the one who is asking. I just have never had an interaction in a bar that resulted in anything but open scorn since I was in my early 20s. I prefer to post an ad when I'm in the mood, and can easily find the…