I haven't been hit on (or talked to by anyone but a friend or bar employee or someone who wants the extra chair at my table) in a bar for about 20 years. My tragic bar experience is that no one notices me. I am outside of notice. Beneath notice. Excluded from notice.

That could do it too. Some people aren't even born with a hymen, while others have to have theirs removed surgically. Human variety!

Having been the partner in at least three primary p in v sexual experiences, I can say that your experience of lasting the first time isn't that unusual. Sometimes the guy is so used to his hand that he doesn't even come at all the first time. Plus, it can be embarrassing to have an orgasm in front of someone new and…

If there is bleeding it is usually from an intact hymen. Many women lose or wear away their hymens from non-sexual activity (running, bike riding, etc.) or sexual activity (insertive masturbation, fingering) long before p in v intercourse. I think it's unlikely that you just have a huge, gaping vagina.

That accurately reflects my first successful sexual experience.

It's weird to me that they felt the need to assign ethnicities to the dildos.

It's not only young girls who want to get off. I know that there is only a small subset of humanity that would enjoy watching me hump anything.

I was going to say something similar, but not because my vagina is soft and squishy. It's because my vagina has powerful muscles that could get bruised when clenching around something that hard.

Maybe this is not true in all areas, but in my city there are two numbers for the police: the police number, and 911. 911 is only for emergencies. If you have pretty much any other problem that requires the police, such as an disagreement with a manager at a restaurant, you can call the regular police line, and not…

Scorpius makes all of Creighton's tears worthwhile.

I've heard plenty of people say that sometimes guys just go to prostitutes to talk and pretend that they're dating. But I'm pretty sure that most of them expect at least a hand-job too.

Her friend lived in a different state, and this was pre-Facebook. My SIL so wanted to believe her friend that she was willing to overlook the fact that she was not sent a birth announcement, never saw a picture of the kids, and many other inconsistencies in the story. Like that her boyfriend was always "right here in…

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If men paid $50 - $850 for "delightful conversation" then I would have a new career.

When people say, "They will probably change," I have a metaphor that can help them conceptualize: Imagine your neighbor has a dog. It looks like a nice dog, and maybe it is nice some of the time. But no matter what you do it eventually ends up biting you viciously. You can't retrain the dog because it's not your…

They are only counting penetrative time. That doesn't count oral, foreplay, afterplay, time to put on a condom, etc. That's a lot of sex time unaccounted for in my opinion. Not all sex is p in v.

Do jobs not count if they are held by people in southeast Asia?

Of course most rational people can see that. But others only see their own self-interest (they don't want their guns taken away), the money they get from the NRA as congressmen or lobbyists, or their patriotism (right to bear arms, yo!). Plus there are plenty more who are neither rational nor intelligent. And as awful…

Some people just have fortunate genes.

But when you say things like "men masturbate more often than women do" or "men are generally willing to pay far more for sources of visual stimulation," you can't divorce that from culture. Those things may be generally true of American men, but because there are numerous cultures (not just Sudan) that have differing…