It may be hard to accept, but even our private bedroom practices are often culturally conditioned. An example: An American friend married a Sudanese man. Sudanese culture teaches that it's women who have the stronger sex drives. They had serious marital problems because each of them would wait for the other to…

Your kids are objectively hilarious.

That's why I have that snow suit with the crotch window.

To be fair, he could have won the debate three minutes earlier, but he wanted to evolve enough to wear a pocket square.

No, I get your point, which is that you have no problem with children being raped, molested, etc. Your feeling is, "Hey, if the kid and the dude are hooking up, why is that anyone else's business?" That is why I'm calling you a sociopath and a bad person in general. Just to make my point perfectly clear: You are free…

Wow, you are so right! A child being targeted for molestation and possibly rape is not that important compared to you getting a game a little bit later! I wish I was a sociopath too so that I could see these things clearly from the start.

A little more money in shopkeepers' coffers, a better water animation, some lush grass: It makes a world of difference.

When my ex and I went to Cancun we were pretty lax about the water since the hotel water is all filtered. What probably saved us is that my doctor recommended taking acidophilus pills the whole time we were there, starting the day we left. We also ate yogurt a lot. My ex has a very sensitive system, but we were both…

So cute! My little niece and nephew do this too with the foster kittens their mom cares for. It helps to socialize them to human voices among other things.

Sounds like it was a good thing you were dedicated to not being judgy that day!

A little off topic, but Cheetos are loaded with lactose. I'm lactose intolerant, but I can handle cheese or whipped cream better than Cheetos,sour cream and onion potato chips, etc. The lactose powder can have ten times as much lactose as a glass of milk.

This would make a good Lifetime TV movie.

That is awesome! Partly because Venture Bros., and partly because it reminds me of how my brother met his wife. He was dressed as Sporty Spice and she was dressed as a witch. It was Halloween in their case though.

Like dating-dating, or seeing professionally? Did she/he hook you guys up? I've thought about hooking up one of my sex partners with my brother's sister-in-law, but this sounds even more interesting.

To be the target of this type of sexism? Well, it sure helps. I don't play multi-player much and I obscure my gender because of awful stuff like this. Then there is the "soft sexism", with guys calling you "m'lady" and giving you game tips as though you've never seen a game before. I'd rather be razzed for killing…

Are you a woman?

These examples are all based on actual occurrences. These are nothing new. That is what makes them so funny/sad.

My grandparents had sex regularly until the day my grandmother was too senile to consent in her 80's. I remember her wincing as she got into the car with me in her late 70's. "What's wrong, Gramma?" I asked her. She replied, "My okole is sore. Your grandpa was feeling frisky last night!" She said that sex got way…

Plus it's way easier to calculate a 20% tip compared to 13% or 15%. Generosity through laziness!

And that lots of different kinds of people watch the Superb Owl, including women-type people.