Wow. This makes me really glad that I'm not into any MMOs. I do play co-op sometimes, but I have a gender-neutral name.

Chivalry. Ugh. I definitely think it's a kind of low grade sexism, and it bugs me. I have a friend whom I play on-line games with sometimes, and he insists on calling me "m'lady." He is super sensitive about everything, and we're not close but have lots of mutual friends. I wish I had a smooth way of telling him that…

Love can speed tiny legs.

My Hawaiian-Chinese great-grandmother had those and I loved them. Like big arm petals, they were so soft.

Yes, does he have a brother in the Denver area?

If my son's shirt every morning is anything to judge by, you're probably better off not brushing your teeth if you have that damn dress on.

As a 41-year-old woman, I can say that my arms have also recently become a bit more jiggly and the skin is starting to lose its elasticity ever so slightly. I'm pregnant with middle age.

It's tricky, because my psychic powers tell me that she actually got impregnated shortly after this picture was taken. So people will think this was the first picture of her showing, when actually it's the last picture of her not pregnant.

I never noticed before, but that gun appears to be part trombone. I bet a gun got really liquored up at a symphony after-party.

My fantasy of a potential sex partner is an anime dude who is cruel and bases our relationship on his unrealistic expectations for my appearance rather than any kind of emotional connection or mutual attraction. Said someone very masochistic, somewhere.

You totally get me, you lovely wee mommet.

I'm always impressed when someone takes the time to not only say they were wrong, but to be so clear about what they learned from being wrong. I can't do that shit. I'm always too embarrassed to be honest and open about my mistakes. So kudos to this guy.

When I was 13 I got pregnant. I was not raped or a victim of incest. But if I had had to sit through a five hour class with strangers (who would obviously know I was pregnant) before I got an abortion, I probably would have just opted to kill myself. Literally.

Many people are saying that this guy needs treatment for his obvious mental illness, and I agree. However, do you know how few doctors there are who are willing to treat patients who have both developmental disabilities and mental illness? I'll tell you from my experience: Fucking few. Add to that that he probably…

I was just thinking that if Shonda Rhimes wanted to make a show about Shonda Rhimes, I'd totally watch it.

Okay, I get the hate, but I was a star when I went to the waterpark last month. There was a ride that let you stay on for as long as you could keep the Boogie Board in the current. A few young buff guys were able to stay on for more than a few seconds, but they were pros who were there all the time. Most people wiped…

That's almost as bad as the time my keys were lost for three days and I found them in my son's play kitchen microwave. Don't two-year-olds know that you don't put metal in the microwave?!

"Get your ass to Hogwarts!" (Schwarzenegger voice)

Maybe it's because cutting soda out of your meal when you eat out is one of the easiest ways to cut the price and the calories of a meal. I'm inclined to blame penny pinching as much as anything.

In the range of things that anti-choicers do, this is really tepid. I can't get heated up about information about fetal development, despite the additional colorful text. This is not graphic, violent, over-the-top, or restricting my choices. I knew the stages of fetal development when I had an abortion. That did not…