Scenario 10: You are on Craigslist in the Casual Encounters section. The woman is actively looking for sexual partners. You think your dick is spectacular and makes you stand out in a crowd.

Internet dating is in no way a last resort. What are the alternatives? Your friends set you up, you meet someone in your day-to-day life, or you look for people in bars. These are fine, but very random and reliant on chance. Using the internet casts a broad net. I have at least two pairs of friends who met their…

My personal rule is to get to know someone for a year or so. Then, if it hasn't come up organically, or if they haven't said anything about it, it might be okay to randomly ask about their name/ethnicity.

Weirdly, I'd rather bag Stalin than Edison. Apparently I take Edison's assholery and public animal electrocution more personally than Stalin's mass murder.

My vagina is magical, so maybe it could prevent him from growing into such a nasty killer.

I was using them before they became so mainstream. Now I just hit one tribute with another tribute's shinbone. That's how they did it in Paleo times.

My son likes the key words "kittens yawning."

I had a relevant comment, but now I notice that you are just trolling us, so never mind.

I'd bet that no matter the sampling techniques, the numbers would probably always skew higher because the guys with the smallest penises (or who perceived themselves as small) would probably opt out because of cultural biases against smaller penises. But I'm having fun imagining a clinical context with dozens of…

True, but is there that large of a segment of the population who would lie to a stranger to no benefit to himself? Telling the truth results in a useful product while lying means a stranger who will never see or meet you thinks for two seconds that your penis is bigger or smaller than it actually is. There is probably…

People can definitely have satisfying sexual relationships without a penis, or there would be no satisfied lesbians. Good for you for not making your penis a barrier to a satisfying sexual experience.

Since condoms are only used on erect penises, we have to assume erect length. No one would buy a condom based on his flaccid length, as there could be up to five inches of difference.

I've had that experience, but I've also had that experience with average-sized guys. I have also been with huge and average guys who were very good lovers. I think it has more to do with experience and having constructive feedback from partners.

It probably didn't hurt that soldiers are a particular object of desire in some of her novels. It makes soldiers seem more like travelling playboys than men doing a hard job.

The reason they don't adopt more pets is because they don't want to. One of their core principals is that animals aren't meant to be pets, so they would rather euthanize than do any work towards adoption. They are not unhappy with their situation, and aren't going to be using any technology to improve their adoption…

Their version of suffering may differ from yours, however. They don't believe that animals should be pets at all, so to them euthanasia is nearly always the preferable option to adoption. They euthanize 80-90% of their adoptable animals. That's aside from the ones that are suffering some injury or disease that might…

Seriously. I passed one today and thought about sheep, cows, pigs, and chickens, and about how I don't want to be part of a metaphor involving any of them.

A lot of campsites here in Colorado have a shower or two. Or you can always go jump in a lake. It's really worth it to spend the night in the woods.

Considering that the pictured mattress features horsehair, cashmere, and carded wool, it's unlikely to help you keep cool. Have you considered a hammock?

My car, after tax and title, cost me approximately 10% of the cost of that couch. The kind of person who could afford that couch could probably buy my car with the money they lose between the cushions of that couch.