I broke up with my husband about seven years ago. We were married right after high-school, so I probably had at lot less adult dating experience than you. The advice here is great: Get a new hobby, do meetups, and don't go on dates with an eye to commitment right away. I would add that when you are ready to date more…

He has a longstanding case of foot-in-mouth disease.

My kid has bad moments but being put in time out or losing some allowance reinforces his sense of right in the world, and he accepts it —maybe not gladly— but he is happy for it in the medium to long run.

"Just" the vegans is probably 25% of the population (a fact I just pulled out of my ass) in a town where elementary schools routinely offer a vegan option in the cafeteria, and where there is a vegetarian fast-food restaurant. But I appreciate your passive-aggressive creativity. Personally, I hope that the thrill of…

There are a lot of vegans/vegetarians in Boulder, aka The People's Republic of Boulder. They may have objected to animal sacrifice on the kindest day.

Twinsies!

Or even just the heavy-duty health insurance with a life-insurance kicker.

Fingers crossed that a federal gay marriage act can be passed in my lifetime. Not that I intend to make use of it, but I won't mind spending my declining years crying happy tears over a bunch more gay wedding photos.

Nobody puts Ginsburg in the locker!

So to avoid people saying rude shit to her, the letter writer should undergo surgery which can be dangerous, or wear uncomfortable and restrictive garments? All she asked for was a snappy comeback for people who are mistaken about her situation. Also, I have a friend who had an enlarged uterus following a late-term…

There were some fabulous hats in that scene, as I recall.

That guy looks like he could use an extra inch or two of fabric: I'm afraid that if he put his left leg up I'd be looking his cock right in the eye.

Count me among those women.

Hm, where have I heard that phrase before?

I believe that is a gif from a music video dedicated to premature ejaculation. That is the supermarket O shot.

I've spent so much of my time over the past decade focusing on my son that I haven't built up much of a portfolio. This offer was based on a recommendation from a friend. I didn't take into account the tiny budget that they are working with, or I probably would have made my first offer smaller just to get the work,…

If by toxic waste dump you are literally referring to the house becoming a mess, I highly recommend finding a maid. You can probably have someone come in once a week and pick up stuff, do dishes, etc. for a couple of hours. When the house is mostly clean, it's much easier to keep it clean and the smaller things that…

I'm sad. I'm an artist, and I had an opportunity yesterday to do a piece of art for a book, but I think I priced myself out of the project. It's frustrating, because I would have done it for much less, but also think that I owe it to myself and other artists to say what a piece for that use should cost. (I looked at…

My feeling is that kids say stupid shit because that's what they've been taught. The fact that they are hanging out here gives us an opportunity to exemplify our feminist values. That gives me hope! Maybe assuming that they are kids is generous, but I have to maintain my positivity somehow.

No, but I think it's a good choice anyway. He could get a reversal later if you guys changed your minds, whereas a tubal ligation is nearly impossible to reverse. Alternatively, there is long-term male birth control that may be available at your local Planned Parenthood. I think it is called Reversible inhibition of…