Someone recently pointed out that the internet crappiness spike coincided with high-schools letting out for the summer. I'm hope that is causal rather than coincidental.

People who are willing to put a zygote's rights above that of a woman are by-and-large religious fundamentalists. If they don't want to "kill babies" and they think that abortion kills a baby, they should not get an abortion. They should not tell me that I can't prevent pregnancy or stop my pregnancy if my conscience…

In my experience, most guys keep it trimmed, some shave it all off and a few let it go wild. The wild-haired ones are either older (40+, aka my age) or have old-fashioned sensibilities.

Pets are expensive, but they do not grow up to be taxpayers. Also, I spend an average of about $250 per year on medical care for my pets, plus another $500 on food etc. $750 is a lot of money, but not dependent levels of care. I guess if you need a pet for your mental health or as a helper animal, I could see writing…

Here's the thing: There are very few doctors anywhere who would do an abortion after the fetus is viable outside the womb. If a woman's life is in danger and the fetus is viable, they would just do a c-section or early delivery. But banning late term abortions means that if there is doubt about the viability of the…

How do I tell the difference between vintage and modern Bowie? The man NEVER AGES. (Probably a benefit of being the leader of the Guild of Calamitous Intent.)

You know how if your thumb gets amputated they can replace it with a toe? It looks like Danny DeVito went the other direction and replaced his pinky toe with a thumb. That's not body snarking, is it?

I think of this every time I hear her name. Whatever else she may be, she is a take-charge woman in a crisis.

Maybe they can fuck the sluttiness out of me. I'm up for that.

When I lived in Baton Rouge in the early 80's there was a similar thing called The Hot Potat. I mainly remember the Mr. T impersonator who voiced their commercials, rather than anything about the food.

Or clear vinyl. But I'll bet there's still some tape involved here.

That is definitely pillow-worthy.

I don't like Denzel Washington to be bad either. He always needs to be good.

Don't forget the tether balls, just waiting to wrap around your neck.

I'm pretty sure there was a, "Hey, do you want to see..." conversation before the book came out, but I suspect that there may have been some misunderstanding on the part of high-schoolers as to what pictures of childbirth might entail. Like I don't think they realized that it was that graphic.

It's funny that your friends freaked out about an innocent breastfeeding photo, considering that my mom was happy to share her full-crotch childbirth photos with my high-school friends (male and female). Some of them are still traumatized by that overshare, but no one ever said that it was wrong or that they were…

The only thing worth making fun of in that picture is those low-crotch pants, but I would never say anything bad about Pink because she could seriously kick my ass. And also I'm not an asshole who shames people for a living.

They even changed her eye color! If I'm being generous though, I suspect that this is a case where she wasn't available for a photoshoot, so they had someone 'shop together a poster with existing photos and stand-ins (which is quite common as I understand it), and this was just a really poor job.

Not if it's 1983!

NM