There's this new invention called "soap" which tends to mitigate any problems caused by kittens in bowls.

Did anyone else immediately start humming "We Are Family" when they read RuPaul's tweet?

I make tons of eye contact to assert my dominance over the lowly masses.

Harsh! Ever since I became single about 7 years ago, I've thought that the population is more like 80% attractive. But maybe that's confirmation bias based on my eye being drawn to attractive people more.

He can use me as his beard any day if it means I can have sex with him.

That is why I have never and will never eat at Carl's Jr.: It is my personal protest against their commercials which almost always feature crunching and slurping. So. Gross.

Yes. Absolutely. Even in the coat room or the bathroom. He's hot and I'm single. And I have condoms.

I can see why some people might like a cruise, but I just see being trapped in a giant mall with tiny toilets and no escape as a nightmare on the best of days.

Lol! Idiocracy is a sci-fi comedy movie about a future in which the collective IQ is lower than the Marianas Trench because of smart people not getting around to having kids and dumb people breeding like rabbits. It wasn't very popular, but some of my friends love it. I don't, and not in small part because it casts…

I doubt that this supposed evolution would occur unless there was also some natural mechanism for preserving eggs and egg follicles longer. I'm not a scientist, but I think one of the limiting factors on giving birth later in life even without menopause is that eggs produced later in life are older and less likely to…

I'm guessing that the DJs got their information from watching Idiocracy. This article http://dujs.dartmouth.edu/news/is-our-co… points out that in developed nations, our IQ has been increasing annually since the 1930's. Developed nations typically also have lower birth rates. Many developing nations are also catching…

I could give a master class in that. But you probably wouldn't understand most of it. (See what I did there?!)

In most states (maybe all states?) it is illegal for children to ride unrestrained. Children are at greater risk for death in car accidents than adults, and that risk increases exponentially when they are not using a seat belt, or riding in the back of a pickup truck in a pet carrier.

Don't lump us all in with those who hold those extreme opinions. I could give a shit what guys spank it to. Or anyone for that matter. Most men are like most women: complex individuals who have complex motivations and who can determine their own actions and manage their reactions. I can see where people are coming…

"On the bright side, think about how many mediocre artists this shutdown will discourage from pursuing the dreams of artistic greatness they’ve been nursing ever since a series of art history survey classes in college."

I'm lucky in that I was able to adjust my fitting assistant (dressmaker's dummy) to most of my dimensions, then add a stuffed bra to get the rest of the way there. It is pretty shocking that designers don't have standard plus size fitting assistants.

That's a really good point. They might be doing her a real favor to insist that she not bring the baby along. I was in a gaming group that finally asked me and my (now ex) husband to stop bringing the baby along to our groups because he was getting old enough to be a distraction. My ex was hugely offended, so I…

The parrot was the only redeeming quality of that book.

I liked Rant, but I like anything with time travel. I thought it was funny.

Because guys who are that full of themselves can be fun in bed?