I've slept with two bassists and two drummers (possibly a third drummer this weekend), but they were all pretty nice. One of them is a close friend in fact. But I can see where I probably got lucky. There are plenty of guys who just learn to play bass to get laid.

I regret having slept with two Republicans and an Ayn Rand fan. Not because the sex was terrible (in one case it wasn't that great), but because I feel like I shouldn't reward that kind of ideology with orgasms.

Maybe my standards for what is sexually desirable are lower than yours, but I've had lots of fun sex through Craigslist. Including a one night stand with a cute hipster microbiologist last Friday. There are plenty of creeps but even more normal people. Orgies are not my bag, so I can't speak to that though.

Who hasn't provided proof? Your cat or your cigarettes?

Besides, everyone knows they don't have prom in Kenya.

But semi-colons are one of my favorite punctuations (right after parentheses).

I'm pretty sure that's a granny in the fez, since men and women are segregated at orthodox weddings, and all the people behind the curtain seem to be women. But she could come to my wedding too. I'd need a designated cheek-pincher since all of my elderly female relatives are either dead or not inclined.

Someone's been watching too much Game of Thrones.

That sounds like a great idea at first, but I know for a fact that a gender-swapped doll would look exactly like my brother who sometimes cross-dresses and looks just like me when he does. That is not a recipe for sexy love.

I'm a very visual person, so I also find that viewing more images of happy, stylish people who have a similar shape to mine makes me feel better about myself. I'm also happier when I have my dressmaker's assistant around regularly. Probably for the same reason: I can see this other body that has my exact shape, and it…

I suppose if by "in shape" he means healthy, then that it absolutely true. Hollywood wants its women thin; not athletic, muscular, and healthy. Sometimes those things go together, but often not. However, if he means that Hollywood cares more about the shape of male bodies than female bodies, then I'm sorry Vin, but…

For the second one they were living in student housing and had a living-room water birth. Their living-room literally could not hold more than four people (midwife, husband, doula, and mom) with the birthing trough in it. That is better than all the security in the hospital.

Well, it started out as kind of a party to support her while she was being induced. My nephew was a few weeks overdue, and we knew it was going to be a while before labor got started, so we brought snacks and games to the hospital and hung out. But then no one ever left. The brother who brought his girlfriend ended up…

When my sister-in-law had her first baby, there were (I kid you not) at least 15 people in the room. My brother, some of her sisters, me, my other brother and his new girlfriend, some friends, the midwife, and a bunch of nurse trainees. Unsurprisingly, she decided to have her next child at home.

You know, arguing against getting upset about cultural appropriation isn't really your fight either. I am a Native person and I do give a shit about it. While I don't consider this particular teepee either offensive or appropriative, there are many other things that are (particularly using feathered headdresses as…

Although my tribe uses wigwams rather than teepees, I don't have a problem with this. I think it's cool actually. I'm way more offended by the possibly well-meaning commenter who described Native people as a "fucked up demographic." Fuck her.

I think we can all agree that Doug is gross under any circumstances.

The postscript is that I met a guy from Craigslist, he was great in bed, and I went home and slept the sleep of someone who got laid really well.

True story: One of my college classmates who was 19 or 20 had to get emancipated from his parents, even though he was already an adult. His parents made a lot of money, and because of that and his age, he couldn't qualify for student loans on his own. His parents refused to pay for his college education, so the only…

His parents are Sonny and Cher. If you're too young to remember them, they had some hit songs and a tv show back in the 70's, and Cher still puts out an album now and then. Chaz is also famous because many of us remember him from when he was a little girl.