If I knew the answer to that, I wouldn't be writing this while waiting for randos to email me through Craigslist Casual Encounters. Seriously.

Having had poison ivy before, I know he's lying. That shit sticks around. I got it once, and it took weeks for the itching to stop, and that was with steroid cream and oral steroid treatments (I had a major love affair with my cold pack). But I actually think you're living in a better world than you were before: It's…

Who wants to buy me some books to read at the bar, and see how long it takes me to get laid? I could use the action.

If I had to guess (and I do), they must have conducted a poll of users, probably as a pop-up or sidebar poll on their site. That explains the disproportionate number of women who buy reading material at the airport. They probably also only gave a limited number of possible answers, which may have forced users to pick…

Are you unaware that in many workplaces it is not considered acceptable to look at a picture that includes nudity of any kind? I know I would be irritated if a coworker made a habit of looking at topless pictures at work. That could also be considered sexual harassment.

Unfortunately, with a combination of co-dependence, narcissism, and persecution delusions (my armchair pop diagnosis), yes, people can be that crazy. Of course editing helps to highlight the craziness, but I can totally see her living in a bubble where she is perfect and all of her dreams have all come true, and she…

He probably does, but you have to solve a complicated series of clues to locate it.

Does it hurt to have your tongue so firmly in your cheek while you write?

It sounds like heavily auto-tuned They Might Be Giants. I really like TMBG and I'm coming to accept auto-tune as part of modern life, so I like it too.

That is a person with a bold sense of personal style.

Seriously, as a mom, I would feel way more spoiled by a housecleaning and a home-cooked meal than any number of spa treatments or shopping trips. Just knowing her kid turned out so great is probably a huge treat in itself.

I usually send my mom a book through Amazon at the last minute. It's lazy, but it's either something from her wishlist or something I love and know she would love, so I think it's personal. This year I went to the Asian-Pacific market in town and bought her a bunch of Hawaiian-style treats: haupia mix, li hing mui,…

And a suspiciously beautiful family.

That settles it. I'm going to try some sleeveless shirts this summer.

I think the answer to your second question lies in finding out how they were dressed. If they were dressed slutty, then obviously yes! Amirite? Hifive? Blech.

Actually these are designed for adults and not designed to be princess rings at all. The owner of this tumblr: http://heckyeahdisneymerch.tumblr.com/tagged/ring used the Gemvara customization options on pre-made rings and her own creativity to create these images.

Yeah, I never take my vagina to a restaurant.

If they are saying to put a hot washcloth on it, it sounds like they think it is a boil. If they think that, you should ask to have it lanced, since it is still giving you trouble and not going away. And I second kaltzl, to go back to one of the doctors so that they can see the lack of progress.

I interpreted your post to mean that 'men' are insignificant pissants, not just the men who enjoy subjugating women were. Unfortunately, I still disagree because some of the men who enjoy subjugating women are powerful. Fortunately, some of the men who believe in equality are also powerful.