One of my best friends refuses to join. It's frustrating to me, because I like to use it to keep in touch with people, and when she moved to Mexico for the better part of a year it was like she dropped off the face of the planet.

I don't think there is any measure. And not all semen is equal in taste. He might have some nasty spunk, especially if he smokes or drinks coffee to excess.

Darn. I already bought the book, and now I have to buy the audiobook too? ;)

Cool, I'll do that!

Well, I will say that my lack of housework is a direct contributor to my not getting laid more, and I am a woman. If I could get my house in order, I wouldn't feel bad about picking up a guy and bringing him home for the evening, but as it is I think most guys worth sleeping with would turn tail after getting an look…

No. My dad screams like a tiny child when confronted by a spider, whereas I catch them and reintroduce them to the wild. Spiders are friends!

OMG, you're friends with Baratunde?! I was just googling him this morning to try to figure out if he was single and straight. Not because I'm likely to ever meet him (let alone become his girlfriend), but it adds a certain level of realism to my fantasy.

Nailed it.

+1

Sorry, no. We who hang at Jezebel don't think that being a gamer a sign that you are less than fully functional in society. This is a lone wolf who hasn't yet graduated from 7th grade.

Organic linen I assume. Otherwise you're just a slave to consumerism.

I can smell your skinny jeans and hipster glasses through the interwebs.

To be fair, they didn't tape back in those days, it was all live. Therefore Jezebel may not have known about that incident. However, I found a clay tablet transcript, and it was all there! Also, did you know that Jesus had a sandal sponsor? True story.

A lot of those Greek wangs were purposefully knocked off for "the public good" during times of dick-shame.

Quit hogging the menz!

I would counter them by saying that it simply shows that women should have more of the supervisory roles in the military.

Thank you! I agree completely. I would add that when I was a kid we used to go to the A&W up there when we happened to be in the area, and I never thought of it as even being particularly isolated from the rest of the island. I even went to that temple once with my grandma (in the early 80's), not because we are…

That's what I was just wondering myself.

Everything has the potential to backfire with kids. You choose your poisons based on the kid and hope for the best.

Yes, but you're not a douchebag. A douchebag wouldn't take that kind of rejection well.