I choose to believe that it is actually a cream that treats anti-fat hatred. Don't try to tell me differently, because I have my fingers in my ears.

I wouldn't discount the idea that he actually believed in what he was doing. But an individual's belief in their own powers doesn't make them more true.

You said that "young black women are the largest percentage of people who newly contract HIV," but that is incorrect. I'm not saying that they aren't people to be concerned about, just that what you stated was wrong. Even within the black community, there are twice as many men who contract the disease annually. If you…

Not to mention, if he's not using a condom with me, how many other people is he not using a condom with? Even if it's just one, that's one too many.

Fact check: While Valtrex does not prevent infection, it does reduce it by about 95%. Individuals can decide whether that is a risk they want to take or not.

Considering that many STDs can be cured (with HIV and herpes being notable exceptions), and that with protection many infections can be prevented, I would say that it is worth the risk to some people. I have had many partners, and never had an infection. Aside from a bladder infection, and I've had plenty of those…

Fact check: According to the CDC, men who have sex with men have the highest rates of infection, regardless of race. Black women are at the highest risk among heterosexuals. However African Americans face the highest burden if they do contract the HIV virus, possibly because there is a greater likelihood (at least in…

I met Loki last week and was charmed. I'm not sure that Bronte felt the same.

That sounds really sweet and romantic. I found out what a condom was in seventh grade when someone threw one on my table at lunch. I initially thought it was a packet of butter. My son found out from watching water balloon videos on YouTube and then asking if we could buy some condoms because they make the best water…

A good instructor helps when it comes to flintknapping. I spent a couple of hours at it this summer and came out with a decent spear head. Or maybe I just have a knack for it. But there was blood.

Don't forget Jazzercize!

I want to fist bump you so bad right now.

If you read the whole thing, you'll see that it's satire.

Old-timey peeps in the hizzouse!

...and fucked.

I shall use it gratefully.

I feel like plumbing and safe gas exchange (O2, CO2) are an even bigger problem. You can always have food shipped in.

My poor, interracial great-grandparents considered themselves eugenicists. They thought that by mixing the races you would get the strongest offspring. I don't know how representative of eugenicists they were, but it's something to add to the mix.

Librarians, yes. But I'd be wary of the ice cream thing. I dated an accountant for an ice cream company for a while, and although it did result in a freezer full of ice cream, I also realized that he smoked tons of pot, which was why he needed to work at an ice cream company: His munchies were that big. Based on my…

I saw that picture and imagined your job interview: