My first thought about Bette Midler being on Glee was, "She's not old enough to play a teenager's grandmother." Then I remembered that she and my mom were born on the same day (possibly in the same hospital), and that I am old enough to have a teenager (though I don't) and then I realized I am super old and ate a…

You guys convinced me: I just went to Amazon and bought each of my nieces a copy.

Waiting for more episodes is sometimes physically painful.

I'm 40 (41 next month!) and don't have any lines on my face. I'm also a LOT heavier than Courtney, but I wasn't when I was in my 20's. Different people age differently. I think the only way to really tell her age would be to check her birth certificate. Or cut her in half and count the rings.

Yes! I can't believe that didn't make the top five.

I think you mean thirty years, but otherwise, yes.

No, I don't have any illusions about the quality of what I write. I have written non-fiction professionally, and I know where my strengths lie. But I now have some ideas knocking around that need to find a notebook. Nothing more than that.

I'm not even a writer, but I suddenly have a bunch of story ideas. I guess I'd better start writing.

I wish that a similar study was done to pinpoint the physical characteristics of liberal men. Just when I think I have it figured out, I go and sleep with a Republican. (I thought that him being African American would exempt me from having to ask the question!)

She's not even 40, but she's too old to fuck with Twitter? Ouch. I hope Stephen Colbert, Dan Savage, Dr. Ruth, and many others continue to not get the news that they are too old.

Since I don't have a husband (with or without porkpie hat), I guess I'd better vote. Besides, I'd miss all my recreational abortions!

In my mind the title of this episode is "How to Deal With Having Jon Hamm as Your Boyfriend." I'm just going to imagine that episode until the actual one is available.

I thought that's what lower back tattoos were for.

There are always places that claim to be the scariest in the nation. I think I just learned which is the actual scariest.

If you Kickstart it, I'll contribute for a copy.

I see a roadkill possum. Your picture is interesting also.

Since I don't drink, can I just hit myself in the head with a hammer repeatedly?

Yes. I also know my body and what I like after nearly 26 years of sexual activity. Not everyone is up for marathon sex.

I have multiple orgasms, but that can only go on for so long, and then the nerve endings start to become deadened from overstimulation. Then it doesn't matter what position we're in, after 20-30 minutes of orgasms I'm working for him to orgasm because my body is done for the moment. The "bored" part is when he can't…

I'm glad she enjoys that. I'm happy with 15-20 minutes. If I had sex for 3 hours continuously I would get sore, bored, and end up with a bladder infection.