Applying for Medicare is easy, and if you are rejected, then the tribe will offer you insurance. It's getting accepted for Medicare that is usually a problem for people. (Although even getting rejected can be a 40 day hoop that is very frustrating if you need insurance *right now* because of an emergency.) I applied…

It should be if it can't.

Which leads me to wonder why I don't get laid more often. Hmm.

People wonder why I am afraid of fish. This! This a thousand times!

I like to drop food down my cleavage and then pick it out. Wait, I don't *like* that, it just happens all the time.

No, I don't live on tribal land, and in fact live in a different state from my reservation. I have also had a hell of a time getting them to cover mental health care in a timely manner, even with prior approval for appointments. But even my relatives who live on our reservation have to follow the same procedures. As…

It depends. My tribe (and they say this is a BIA rule, so I assume all tribes are similar) requires that you apply for Medicare before being granted tribal insurance. If you do not qualify for Medicare, and your employer does not offer health insurance, the tribe provides its own medical insurance such as Anthem. My…

I agree 100%. I'm glad I don't live in Hollywood because I'm an old-as-balls mom.

You can be in custody without being under arrest.

The only separation between a reservation and the land around it is usually a sign(s) letting you know that you are entering a reservation. On the reservation, peoples' individual property may be fenced, but it's not as though you have to show a passport to enter reservation territory. Not all people living on a…

As a native person who has a casino on my tribal reservation, I think that the best response to unintentional racism (aka ignorance) is educating them as to why certain things are not appropriate, not calling people out and shaming them. But that's just my opinion.

Don't you know that Hollywood-Americans don't age the same way that the rest of us do? It doesn't matter that he's 41; he can play 30 until he's 60. Also, they can play 18 until they are 30. (Cory Monteith, for example.) Basically, Hollywoodians only have three ages: 18, 30, and 60. It really saves on birthday…

I have a special attachment that holds a naked man on my body for upwards of half an hour at a time. No skinning required. Although lotion isn't a bad idea.

For some people narcissism is the essence of their sexism and/or racism. It's not that they think those other people are so bad: it's just that people like themselves are so good.

11: Naked David Tennant and nothing else.

Followup question: Do they do a dick check, or can I get some of that Christopher-Moore-and-cookies action with just a fake mustache?

But what else am I going to wear at my ice-queen themed wedding at the Swedish ice hotel?

Can't I fuck AND marry the one guy, and kill the other two?

I lost 215 lbs when I got divorced. It's still walking around and has my son on alternate weekends.

Paint horizontal stripes on your abdomen. Works like a charm.