I can't believe that you would post that pro-ultimate frisbee crap here! Everyone knows that ultimate frisbee is a tool of the patriarchy! Ultimate frisbee apologists are well known to support the subjugation of women and although they are nice in everyday life, they have secret ceremonies to plan the destruction of…

Blue people are the most underrepresented in YA.

That orange tabby at the end looks just like my friends' cat, Kafka. Which I share because I think Kafka is an awesome cat name.

"Sex without context is just boring."

He has not gotten a hard time from anyone, but he is worried that he might so he tends to edit himself at school. During the summer he wore gold nail polish and carried his makeup bag between my house and his dad's house as a matter of routine. As soon as 3rd grade started he stopped putting on new polish. He decided…

I would slap either gender, especially if I felt hemmed in by him/her and a crowd. You can't fault people for their instincts especially when being assaulted.

I agree 100%. If a guy (or a girl) tried to kiss me without my consent, a slap would be well in order. Why is Will being slammed for doing what most of us would do?

I've only heard of Dev because my son wanted to be her for Halloween this past year (he only told me after I'd already finished his Lady Gaga outfit though, so he ended up just being a generic 'diva'). I suspect that we're going to have some conversations about this in the near future.

You clearly do not watch Parks and Rec, or you would know that librarians are evil.

I admire her. She may seem like a hypocrite, but at least she wasn't trying to impose her beliefs on others.

I originally wrote, "Logic doesn't exist when it comes to vaginae." But I hate that pluralization! So I reconstructed my sentence to avoid using the plural. Of course now that I've seen your sentence and looked around on line I realize that I could have said 'vaginas.'

If I worked in a bar as a bartender and refused to sell vodka, despite the fact that my bar carries vodka and vodka is not any more or less dangerous than other hard liquors, I'm sure I would be fired. If I worked at Walgreens and refused to sell cigarettes, which do contribute to lung cancer and other diseases, I…

Well, it's not as though he (or she) used birth control or had an abortion. That would have been a real sin. This is just a baby sin. Besides, it's called "the missionary position" for a reason, right?

I think that is a parent's number two job, after just keeping them alive. (I'm considering editing this because I'm not sure I want to be talking about number one and number two in this particular thread.)

Kind of makes you worry what her dump stat is.

I sleep peed once, but it was into the toilet. The only reason I knew about it was that when I woke up the next morning, I wasn't wearing my panties. I was a bit concerned about that until I found them in the toilet. I suspect I had used them as toilet paper.

I will work 24/7 and give 110%. Literally.

Thank you, Chief. I'll be the absolute best officer ever in the history of the force. (Yes, I'm hoping to be promoted to hyperbole duty.)

Is the Proverbs Police a division of the Grammar Police? I could use a transfer; the Grammar division is getting pretty full.

I'll bet Tracey Egan Morrissey is happy to read this.