I thought by the time I was ready to have children they’d have beaten this thing and we’d be brave new worlding babies in a lab. But now I’m 30.

He’s not a mini sumo wrestler.

Jinx! I had the exact same thought. If you pointed out that his counterexamples to Adele are all deceased male guitarists known for songwriting more than vocals, he’d roll his eyes. “Sing better Adele- if that’s really even you singing- sing more like Hendrix!”

I am so tired of this idea that being a misunderstood tortured male artist is somehow a more valid form of the expression, and the only role there is for women is the one that either destroys him or saves him.

I bet it isn’t!

Yeah I bet it’s killing him now that he forgot to toss Janis Joplin’s name out instead.

Yes yes. Let’s focus on raw, authentic music culture, by watching yet another fucking t.v. network talent show.

I’m not sure the Donald understands metaphors. I think it’s quite possible that he smashed a skylight once on a construction site and thought that was ‘breaking the glass ceiling’.

you can sit down on that “only”

They did the same shit to Jodi Arias and that lady who threw her daughter in a swamp. The whole legal system is predicated on picking idiot juries and then dressing up suspects as nerds from Saved By the Bell.

That wasn’t even in the original constitution. It was because FDR did more than two terms and so they added the 22nd Amendment. If not for that then we could have had Obama Forever and Ever

I came here to say, I’d vote for Michelle right now.

Wife Swap:White House Edition.

I understand that, according to the constitution, Obama needs to step down as president but what’s the law on Michelle staying on as FLOTUS?

I just posted about the same story!

If only we had more awareness about guns in America

I was hoping we'd get through a day without needing to say that. *resets the sign back to zero...from the zero it was on already*

Maybe just “MA” from now on - and the trolls will think we’re going to Boston.

Margaret Atwood.