Down South they call them “Sprinkles” because you don’t need a full shower but people insist on doing SOMETHING.

Fuck Mike Pence.

My mom is still a good parent without having to be a cheerleader for my shitty father. She never stopped me from seeing him. The only person who did that was him. Even so, when I was a kid, I loved him. But then I grew up and realized what kind of person he is. The blame for our nonexistent relationship is on him, not…

Yeah, no. Forcing a kid or coercing them to visit someone they don't want to see is not good parenting.

Clearly their right to violate the rights of others is being trampled

Just make sure you label each room with large letters on the wall so you can remember that the kitchen has FOOD in it, you can EAT there, and the bedroom contains LOVE and SLEEP.

Congrats on the house!!

Over-sized clocks only work if the opposite wall is balanced with a “Love, Laugh, Family” sticker plastered on it.

You should be careful because she showed up in the comments last time. It was a very serious 15 second review, right?

What I got out of that was “Blah blah blah God Jesus blah blah blah.” I gave it about 15 seconds of eyeball time. Nope.

The article says that Clint’s family had to move out of their home to another neighborhood and I AM SO DISTRESSED. That was one of my favorite renovations: really rescuing an old beauty that needed love.

So that “Christian” blogger who thinks Joanna should pay more attention to her kids wrote about Jezebel in a completely not passive aggressive way.

Low key got a big gay unChristian crush on Joanna and think she’s waaaay too good for that guy.

“I’m not try, trying to be mean, but, I felt like you put yourself in that situation, you know what I mean?” said Parker. “I really felt like I didn’t do anything wrong.”

We measure the weight and severity of alleged rape against the damage it would do the accused’s life and achievements to acknowledge, but we never even consider what life and what achievements it robbed of the victim. Never.

Comedy Central hears you and will be going to a Tosh.0 24/7 format.

Or at least stand-up specials from the 1990s or something. Anything but Tosh.0, please. Anything.

If you mean John Oliver then you can show yourself out!!! He is a goddamn treasure and your opinion is wrong!!!

Would rather have seen Trevor Noah go.