She kills me with that shit.

thanks!

Hahaha. Every time she machines a stupid phrase out of metal and hangs it on a wall I die a bit.

We just bought a house (Yay!), and we were at Ikea today trying to buy a bed for our kid. Anyway, my husband and I had a pretty good “Oh! Should we buy a bunch of huge clocks for the new house while we’re here?” moment in the Home Decoration section. I think this show has made it into our permanent inside joke reel.

Yeah, that was a good one.

That cannot be true. It’s unwatchable!

IDK but least annoying is definitely accordion. The buskers in Paris are down right charming.

everything about this.

I understand this baby is not an infant, but often infants aren’t on a feeding schedule. My 6 week old, for example, sometimes randomly wants to eat every 20 minutes all GD afternoon. I don’t think it’s appropriate to say that that trip to the mall wasn’t an emergency. When you are caring for a baby all day, sometimes…

Oh man, I will sing the praises of the butt-wipe-warmer for the rest of my days. I wanted to be a minimalist parent, we returned half the shit we got as gifts and werest lucky enough with hand-me-downs to not really need to buy anything, and the warmer was one of the only things I actually bought / needed / saved my…

same. i can also “do” monogamy or not, depending on the relationship. people are so weird with their holier-than opinions about how the way THEY love is the best and only :/

me too. she’s 6 weeks and I just looked at her and imagined if I or my husband had not spent this last month and a half with her, and I lost it.

Man, that’s like the best thing about being married: having someone else to blame when food goes to waste

Man, that’s like the best thing about being married: having someone else to blame when food goes to waste

Thanks. I’ll have to find that tweet!

“can’t bootstrap if you have no shoes” is just perfect

Yes to everything you said (are we the same person), but you forgot about the giant letters she puts in every house. The worst!

Woah.

Meh. Sneaking around the house to find somewhere to bone is half the fun of my sex life now that we have an infant and a 3yo that often (haha, no, always) end up in our bed. Sexy blanket fort in the closet FTW.

I feel you. Motherhood is exhausting, and you’re not alone. /Internet hugs

Great gif