Sure, cause a man who breaks the law multiple times murdering his own children would be stopped by the magic piece of paper that is a restraining order. Good of you to blame her for his actions though. Violent men should always be shielded from personal responsibility, right?

I really blew an audition once when we were supposed to be doing funny improv’ed banter and I was asked what movies would be terrible musicals.

The way that a gun can be bought almost as easily as a pint of milk is terrifying. Stomped out of the house to cool down after an argument? May as well pick up a shooter and finish the job once and for all. It should NEVER be that easy.

We’d have the sentence “violated protective order” added into the story. She likely declined the order as she thought it would further aggravate the spouse.

The absolute best at getting my face clean without leaving any residue behind. It gives me that ‘squeaky clean’ feeling without drying. Even does a great job after the gym at the end of a work day when I’m covered in sweat, NYC grime and make up. LOVE IT. Oh and the tiniest, small pea amount froths up like crazy so I…

The absolute best at getting my face clean without leaving any residue behind. It gives me that ‘squeaky clean’…

I am (drunk?) in love with Drunk Elephant’s Juju bar. The line is on the pricey side, but this bar is worth every penny. It’s already lasted me three months of 2x daily use, and I have a solid chunk of the bar left - I suspect it will last me at least another month. In terms of skin quality, the bar is freaking magic.…

I am (drunk?) in love with Drunk Elephant’s Juju bar. The line is on the pricey side, but this bar is worth every…

One of them wants to essentially disintegrate the modern federal government and replace it with a vastly more powerful system of state governments, and the other is a medical doctor who panders to anti-vaccers and people worried about wifi, and whose sole experience in governance is being in a town council.

Tell her the write-in is obvious:

Not drums. But fake drums. Those fuckimg bucket bangers. I always want to stop and teach them proper stick technique.

POLL TIME

Yeah, that is not NYC. Nary a pizza rat in sight!

Except that this took place at the Vermont/Sunset Metro station in Los Angeles.

It has nothing to do with babies “starving.” As a matter of fact, I’m nursing my daughter right now (at home), but I have no qualms about nursing in public. I don’t use a cover, either (I’ve tried but she hates it and I’m not going to wrestle a baby who has my nipple in her mouth). And while sure, the baby CAN wait,…

Absolutely! I will join you! Rabble rabble rabble!

In winter, it's only 33 stories.

A lot of people are saying they are the best elevators.

Donald Trump has a small penis.

My boyfriend has been dealing with dyshidrotic eczema (basically horrifically itchy small blisters all over his hands that eventually pop and leave dry, red, patchy skin only to erupt into blisters again) since January. He had two exceptionally stressful and traumatic events happen around that time and stress is a…

Breaking a window that weight hundreds of pounds over top the head of someone climbing a building shows no regard for his safety. The inflatable bag is a good idea, and could be life saving, but they certainly are not a guarantee.