Well honestly if they’re getting regular physical check-ups with their primary physician that includes screening for potential problems, then I don’t see a major problem with this, personally.

It always bugs me when characters in movies hang all over the toilet when they’re sick. Who has the time to do a deep clean of the toilet before barfing? I can’t be the weird one here...

Ellie is this your gentle way of telling me to stop sitting at my desk in the nude with a beach towel padding my chair or what

never have I encountered a pursuit of orgasm that seems so completely exhausting as this.

yeah, don’t force other people to participate in your kink

“Even when I worked in PC World I would sometimes walk up to people and nip at their shirt. I got in trouble once; someone walked into the PC repair centre and I had part of their dad’s computer in my mouth. But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.”

A prank is swapping all of your mate’s furniture around when he on holiday or covering his room is army men. It’s not physically or emotionally harming the woman you are supposed to love.

Never underestimate a jezebel commenters ability to find something negative in an otherwise heartwarming story

This is not a woman that’s, you know, a soccer mom or someone that’s credible in society.

Does he really think the people having emergencies in the emergency room give even half a shit about some random white guy who looks like every other white guy on this planet?

We’re told [Calvin Harris] wanted a private room, and when they said one wasn’t available he hopped off the gurney and left ...”against medical advice.”

This guy is a fucking moron, obviously, but I’m over here fuming about how I have to stare at his disgusting man tits, but you bet your ass they won’t show a woman’s nipple on TV.

Why is he allowed to show his nipples? Man has boobs and he's not trying to breastfeed anyone so I see zero reason why this is ok if it's not ok for me to let my natural God made breasts out.

Software developer? Sure, Jan.

Yes, the current cases are from people who have traveled or who have had contact with people who have traveled outside of the US. But it feels like an imminent threat, especially in the part of the country where I’m located. Not to mention congress is (are?) being absolute assholes about it.

That face right there constitutes probable cause to obtain a search warrant for his hard drive.

Do you live underground? How do you not know the God Warrior from Trading Spouses??

WOMEN ARE AFRAID THAT MEN WILL KILL THEM them and their babies

so do i need to change the quote now?

why didnt she just give him a chance u guys