The [Sun] story said the mostly female workers earn 4.30 pounds a day, or $6.17, and could never afford to buy a pair of Ivy Park leggings, which can cost 100 pounds, $144.

Two bottles of water? Damn, girl.

• Women considering abortions are required to personally execute a puppy with their bare hands, so that they can truly internalize the devastation to life that they are causing.

You know, people who want to get guns have found loopholes to skirt around waiting periods in states where they are on the books. Maybe we need to set up Abortion Shows where all those rules can just go out the window? Or perhaps figuring out a way to do online abortion sales?

Next will be a 9-month required waiting period.

you’re going to get me fired.

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

You can’t study enough to make your eyes do that. I usually call bullshit on the insanity defense thing, and would love to in this case, but healthy people can’t fake exophthalmos.

The anti-choice (or to use the term I prefer, pro-forced-birth) movement, or at least a significant number of its adherents, is well aware that its rhetoric inspires unbalanced nutjobs to commit murder.

But she knew the character, not the woman. Didn’t know her soul or what her favorite emojis are. For all Kristen knew, she turned herself into vapor at the end of filming each day. Where’s the personal connection? She didn’t know know her, you know?

I guess it made it easy for her to fuck her married director because Kristen didn’t know his wife. She was just some amorphous concept and no one that Kristen had to concern herself with.

I just did a debate at uni on this very issue- the ethics and efficacy of paying women to stop smoking in pregnancy.

Well it’s a little easier when you’re pregnant. But I still want it every single damn day. Especially when my 4 year old is being a pain in my ass.

Dude, can I get paid? The money will probably make me miss cigarettes less. Like, furreals.

This is a most satisfying expression of disgust for a Sunday morning. 10/10.

Do you guys just look for an excuse to be snarky? Michael Phelps, as ridiculous as he is, is probably shirtless because he’s practicing skin to skin contact with his child, something that promotes intimacy with fathers and their babies. Christ.

YES THIS .

*slow clap*

Huh.

If I were to ever get married I would want it to be to this man. Or someone exactly like him. READING A BOOKS YOUVE READ 8 TIMES ALREADY. God. My heart be still.