Moistly-Facetious
Moistly.Facetious
Moistly-Facetious

The draft is shit. Liberal feminists have always said it’s shit. It was shit before women were forced into it. It’s still shit now. This isn’t a “gotcha” moment for anyone. Turns out mandatory requirements and restrictions are—as they have always been—the exact opposite of civil liberty, and the anarcho-socialist

In all seriousness though, if anyone votes for this that didn’t vote for the Paycheck Fairness act, they can fuck right off.

“Look at these flowers she painted... they looks like “flowers””!

Hahaha my husband tried getting her to say “front butt” for a while as a joke and I’m pretty happy it didn’t work, lol. That would be even harder to explain.

AHHHH MY VAGINA, hahahha...been there. My wife somehow used the term “front butt” as a toddler. Explains a lot :)

He definitely has a painting of himself up in an attic somewhere that ages while he stays the same.

For fuck’s sake. As Rando said, she wasn’t talking about anything to do with reproduction. It’s exactly the same as saying the name of ANY OTHER BODY PART BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT IT IS CALLED. Good for her for refusing to use some stupid euphamism.

Can’t we counterprogram? Maybe some Georgia O’Keeffe paintngs?

Sheiks are always looking for brides in high schools in Ocean Shores WA.

Good lighting and with my arms raised above my head at all times

we all know to snap out of it before clicking Add to Cart.

Yep. I do spend a small amount of time in Never The Fuck Ever Land when shopping for bras (i.e. “Ohh, maybe they make that one in my size”) but we all know to snap out of it before clicking Add to Cart.

In good lighting that bra would make my 23 year old puppies look like goat tits

This is such a weird topic for me to read about... I’m currently in nursing school, and considering this area as a specialty.

Well whaddya know!! Payment mechanisms for perinatal hospice care are undeveloped!!

Is this like one of those Navy Seal Copypasta memes, but with music?

So wise and precocious a youth.

Run the world is one of her worst songs. Give me countdown or grown woman.

Should probably try to reformulate the pro-choice argument in the south so that it’s less about women’s rights (which they don’t give a damn about) and try to make it sound more like property rights or gun rights (which they do care about).