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I’ve been relegated to the weird vestibule/couch room that are sometimes in women’s bathroom for NURSING, and it's annoying and a bit gross, but pumping is a whoooooooole other story. I didn’t really care that much if people saw me nurse my baby - nature in action, whatevs - but pumping was something I had to do in

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. In basically every movie, Leonardo Dicaprio always just comes across as the best actor in a high school theatre production. Which is to say, he’s not *bad.* He’s always just, like, Leonardo Dicaprio in a costume and talking in his “acting” voice.

‘Nobody needs a uterus to live, OK?’ Green says. ‘Nobody needs a hand or a face to live, in fairness. It’s a quality-of-life issue.

The media didn’t change the rules. The cultural revolution and feminism changed the rules; they redefined marriage. Women deserve so much more than to be sold into marriages for social and political reasons to a man who will neither love nor be faithful to them. They deserve more than suffering the humiliation of

“Oh okay, that seems perfectly reasonable. And while you’re doing that I’ll just sign this form you gave me acknowledging that what I’m about to do is against your will and that if you don’t bring it to the police tomorrow you were probably too traumatized to talk to them and no one should judge you for suppressing it

Congress will pass a new law that states all Americans must be wearing body cameras 24/7 so that we can video evidence of everything that happens ever.

Up until the late 1800's (and well into the 1900's) most people went to barbers when they had medical issues. As doctors became more popular (especially with wealthy people) medical manufacturers no longer wanted to be associated with barbers (who were considered low-class) By mentioning that they don’t sell to

I am so not that lady.

Oh then obviously! I’d use all three, maybe at the same time! What am I going to do, vote those feelings away?

75. You’re uppity AND anemic AND wanting to wear pants.

That’s not pronounced “tongues” is it?

7. You’re definitely talking about wanting the right to vote, but not actually doing anything about it.

“Would you give this century-old vibrator a shot?”

To be fair, what they’re being asked to do isn’t really a backdoor (despite Apple’s claims to the contrary). It’s not something that makes the encryption itself easier to crack, it’s code that would disable the “you have X number of tries at entering a pin before the phone locks” - and would, presumably, only be

Thank you so much for sharing your story.

Only Donald Trump would “evolve” on abortion based on the experience of a dude.

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Maybe instead of Red and Blue states we could have Shower and No Shower states?

I hate showering so much. Can we bring this back please? Think about it before you say no, guys. Progress isn’t good for everything.