specificity what specificity hahaha this is just a general observation

Honestly Britbrit I like where your head’s at you just have to be careful. I’ve met a lot of hot nerds who came into their looks post-high school and it’s made them into MONSTERS. And you’re like, how could you cheat on me while borrowing my car and they’re like ooooo I was never hot in high school and they almost cry…

Keep at it! Sometimes she runs, sometimes she hides, and sometimes she’s scared of you. But all she really wants is for you to hold her tight! Be with her DAY AND NIGHT.

Somebody please get that man an epi pen before that allergic reaction gets worse.

He looks a little prednisone puffy.

Weiner is a sleeze. But Spitzer is dangerously violent.

He choked her.

Choking someone is a big fucking deal, you guys.

Eh, I got married because I got pregnant, at 20. We married after our son was born when we were 21 and 22. Lots of hardships, to say the least. We learned (after the fact) that guests actually took bets as to how long our marriage would last. Six months was at the top end with a few being generous at one year. We are…

You might be right about the once a cheater always a cheater thing. But in the sense that one is always an alcoholic. I myself am a cheater. I cheated on lots of boyfriends, I cheated on my husband. I didn't want to cheat, especially on my husband, I just got caught up in the whole thing. I clearly have issues with…

#notallbulls

Overheard at the scene,

Given the pain she must have been in, this really was the only sane course of action.

14 HOURS? I bet they didn’t let her pump either. Her boobs had to have been agonizingly sore.

If we rejected or accepted studies based on how they were reported in the popular media, no scientific progress would be made. Ever.

die.

He probably already gets his face in that microbiome on a regular basis. He’s all set. You’re supposed to rub it on YOUR face.

holy moses my dad was talking about this just a week ago. he was basically all but shaming my mom for having me via c-section and thus robbing me of those potent microbiomes that have left me an emotionally bereft glutten-eating heathen of schlubbiness.

If you have any experience with this phenomenon—if someone used OKCupid to persuade you to vote Trump, even—please let us know in the comments.