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The difference is that race/gender aren’t central elements to those characters. There’s nothing about Janet (Louis CK’s wife on the show) that says she can’t be Black, nothing, not even the fact that she has white children. It’s definitely possible for visibly Black women to bear white passing children. Also, they

the liberal media coming after conservatives

This changed my life (in a minor but lovely way): when you put on anti-perspirant in the morning, swipe under each boob. No more horrifyingly soaked bra band!

This changed my life (in a minor but lovely way): when you put on anti-perspirant in the morning, swipe under each

I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know my cheddar biscuits will be free. And I won't forget the men who died, so I can bitch about automatic gratuity.

I will consider bowing out next year, but this year my kids are the perfect ages to fall for the kitty litter cake. I have been waiting for this for nearly six years. I've been priming them with threats of cat poop sandwiches for as long as they've known what cat poop is. Don't ruin this for me.

Do it for the Cookie (yeah!)

I mean, I love scaring unsuspecting children with the inevitability of death too but there is a time and a place, sir.

YES WELL WE SERVED LENTILS AT MY FAIRLY TRADED WEDDING AND MY DRESS COST 4 ONIONS AND A GOAT.

I never had a fondness for my hometown and you won't catch me eating pork steaks or Imo's, but this vitriol is a bit much just because you find Cards fans insufferable.

Thank you. I fucking devoured this video.

I loved this. The rejections of those guys who thought they were so fucking clever, loved.

Pornstache's only redeemable moment is when he declares his undying love and commitment to Daya and her unborn child. Larry can't even commit to a real fucking job.

Grown-Ass-Sexual.

*GASP* No no no, that will not do. Must have labels. Must have big ol' rubber stamp on forehead so that other people can file us more easily into those pigeonholes.

I'm in the same boat. I've been neither sexually or romantically interested in anyone for ages. I want to be, but I'm just not. Or maybe I don't want to be. I dunno .

Cat Lady

there are at least two of us! I call us "30 somethings"

Normal jaded human being?

I'm not asexual but I'm not having sex either so I can empathize with you feeling left out when people around you are talking about their sex lives. I just feel uncomfortable and a little jealous. I know I could get dick anytime I want but I guess I'm kind of picky and I get turned off easily.