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How can those nipples be intimidating?

If I pee at a dude’s house, I put the seat back where I found it. Up or down. I expect the same courtesy at my house.

This is my all time favorite “rant” about teachers:

Fellow 40-something with a mystery number. It’s way into the triple digits, for sure but I lost interest in caring back in undergrad. I would never be honest with my friends about this and totally feel you on the self slut-shame.

At least that hunky PM Trudeau will be gracing our city today. I’ve been staring out my office window onto Penn all morning hoping to catch a glimpse.

This is just fun now. I never once said I lived near the WH. I am near here now, but do not live in a 10 mile radius of here. I went to Poppabox for lunch, if you are interested. Chicken teriyaki is delish. I kind of like that you also think I am a man. This intrigues me. Actually, the entire exchange is rather

You seem very angry about my life. I’m unsure why. As an aside, I reside in the United States now. In fact, as of this writing I am sitting approximately 5 block from the White House. I was born here...so my backwater bullshit country is America.

Marry me.

Whoever said it happened in the U.S.? People do live in other countries and have other experiences beyond those that pinball in a narrow exsistence. Also, this was the 80's. Laws change.

At the time I was only a couple months shy of age of consent, but that’s beside the point. I understand why you see it was rape, but to me- the person involved- it wasn’t.

Now I look at girls that age and think- wow, I was having sex with a lot of dudes at your age (yes some older but mostly in HS with me). It’s kind of a disconnet. I knew what I was doing and what I wanted to do, but I didn’t know how young I was. Also, never having kids. If they ever end up being a little shit like I

See previous reply.

And here I thought I was making a choice to have sex...Seriously, I was not coerced, or tricked, or drugged, or under any sort of Svengali influence. I wanted to have sex. I wanted to fuck. End of story. Please don’t tell me my own life experiences.

Not defending any sort of sexual abuse or coercion here but...I was pretty slutty from 12-35. Many young girls such as I was are wholly aware and willing to engage in sexual activities with older men. In fact, the second guy I ever had sex with was well into his twenties. I was 13. It happens.

At 41, this is how I feel every damn day. Except for the dog part. I have a cat who basically walks himself.

They seriously Twinkie defensed this mofo?

No. This is inaccurate. Congress not being in session doesn’t mean they aren’t working. Days not in session are usually spent at home districts tending to needs of constituents and not actual legislating. I’m no fan of many in Congress, but they do work their fair share of hours.

OK, ripoff! This is the Minipops, only branded better. I used to dance for hours upon hours alone in my powder blue to Minipops records. I hope Channel 4 is getting some royalties!

Although...a gential battle royale to determine household tasks may be a good time.

I slug from way way down 95S, which is the only house I could afford, really. It’s a fucking nightmare. Waiting then the SOB metro then walking through Foggy Bottom, it takes me an hour to get into the office. I had to drive today, which includes picking up two riders to Pentagon, dropping off then weaving my way to