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Happy viewing:

Yes. YES to this. I once had a woman scream at me because the super popular Gap scarf and sweater set (remember the early aught “crazy stripe” bullshit?) was sold out everywhere. The week of Christmas. Imagine that. I even called stores in Hawaii and they were out. Yet, for some reason I...me...a part time associate

The after was so Patty Simcox at the dance. I kept waiting for a T-Bird to pull her dress up.

As if those ugly ass rings weren’t tacky enough....

Oyster mushrooms??

I am allergic to marriage, so this will never be me BUT...I feel you 100%. I hate when people assume the wedding is all (one) bride all the time. There’s usually another person involved- unless you marry yourself which is just stupid IMO- that is capable of making informed decisions and has a right to provide input in

She was trying (and failing) to paraphrase Dan Savage from his podcast this week. Bless her heart.

It’s not like she makes monogrammed thermoses...

Yep! Did a little stepmom/stepson/neighbor watching action last night.

I was just thinking that people seem to have forgotten they were having an affair while he was still married to his first wife. Not saying she deserves to be shit on, but you should know what you are getting into when a man cheats on his wife with you.

Where did your parents go so horribly wrong in your upbringing, such that you are an endless target for marketers? Only if cleaning products are involved.

Maybe he’s kind of crunchy so she’s just allergic.

My sister also had leftover cupcakes from her wedding. So my genius brother decided to take them home to eat. He transported approximately 50 cupcakes in a garbage bag and shoved said bag in the back of his green monster truck/jeep hybrid along with three drunk buddies from the event. I shudder to think what happened

Nordstrom has good ones. Also any specialty bra shop should be able to fit you. Search for them in your area. I fluctuate from a 34DDD to a 38F to a 36G depending on the bra.

Nordstrom has good ones. Also any specialty bra shop should be able to fit you. Search for them in your area. I

My tits are just too big for this. Also- boob sweat. it's bad enough I have ring around the rung on the daily, so I cannot even begin to fathom how they would look/smell after a workout. No way could I wear them more than once if use for gym time.

My tits are just too big for this. Also- boob sweat. it's bad enough I have ring around the rung on the daily, so I

Sometimes if I don't have cash on me (which is often), I will double up on the tip for the next time. Like you, I have long term beauty gurus. My manicurist and I have been together 5 years on an almost weekly basis. I get her birthday gifts as well. She knows if I don't tip her one week because I am without cash that

A lot of pictures like this (fit photo sessions) aren't really about how much you are lifting but about the person and their body. My gym does these sessions all the time. You see people who regularly squat 300 doing a measly 90. It's just for look. http://www.midatlanticphotography.net/

I also don't watch. But merely for no other reason than my brain can only hold so much TV information. That being said, this show is such a huge phenom that a vendor was selling *teamCookie t-shirts outside the Foggy Bottom metro in DC yesterday morning. He encouraged everyone to watch the two hour finale. I may have