Nope, sorry...over 40.

And what if they always break up with you and don't give a real reason other than "I don't want to be in a relationship." That kind of just points to it being you who is the problem.

Or spend the money on a charity donation. My friends donated their wedding favor money to the Wounded Warrior Project. It was really nice.

As I have consumed about everyone in the world's share of both of those cuisines during my life, I can assure you that both do include chicken and fish. Problem solved! Suck it people who can't let you be you!

Some of my better dreams...

Word. Also, I never had a guy pee on the floor of a dressing room. This was somehow a major problem at GAP at the St Louis Galleria.

Public proposals are such bullshit and totally unfair to the proposee (a word? maybe?). If he/she is totally blindsided, they are either pressured into not looking like an asshole by saying no and agree just to get out of the situation or they look like an asshole and say no. Somethings are meant to be just between…

I would like to think that but these are the same parents who pretended to call the cops on me and concocted a whole story about how they thought I was doing drugs instead of going to cheer practice. My dad went so far as to check my pupils with him ophthalmoscope . A cop shows up at the door about 5 minutes later and…

Try being a 7th grade girl in Canada during the summer...parents tell you to be home at dark and you waltz in at 10:30 to an angry mob of two. How the fuck was I supposed to know it never got truly dark up there? I was new to the whole north-sun-summer thing. I feel for ya.

Hey! 95 Cali clinic girl here too. MediCal covered it for me. I like to phrase the experience as a "supportion". Parents, partner all aware. No hiding- no shame. Mom drove me (after she flew in from Canada to support me) then we went to Togo for a sandwich and she made beans for dinner. Next day was shopping with her…

You get the whole Girl Scout lineup.

Waxing the anus works. Also, weirdly pleasurable (in a wow that feels nice way, not a oh yeah do it harder way).

How many cats must one have to be considered a "cat lady"? Also, why is no one ever accused of being a "dog lady" or "fish lady"? Cats get a bad rap.

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Maybe we can just be called you know, women who choose this path. This way we don't need to be scrutinized and judged by a label. Maybe? I don't know.

So what is the made up term for "I haven't dated in a really long time and haven't had sex in over two years but it's cool because I was a self-embracing slut in my youth and I have done pretty much everything on my sex bucket list so not much interests me and have come to the realization that a lot of times sex is…

What same wins? Julianne Moore has never won, despite being nominated five times for several amazing performances. Her role in The Hours should have nabbed her a Supporting Actress statue at the very least.

Those white leather pants...the wardrobe of my dreams.

There's a place in DC that does a potato, pesto, parm one. It is divine!!

That's even better!!