At first I thought this was a Sandals for divorced people looking to hook up. Now THAT is a vacation I would gladly sign up for!

As I sit here eating a snack I cannot even read this. Thank you mark- you have officially grossed me out. The woman who has literally (redacted for weak stomachs) from a person's (redacted again). You win today, Shrayber.

I was a server so I get it. Shit happens...you sometimes forget things or it doesn't come out from the kitchen right away. We were well into the meal though- like halfway finished and I had to ask about it. It was odd why she thought 15% wasn't good enough for that service. I always leave something, even for takeout…

I had a friend question my tipping of 15% when a waiter forgot my food and tea. That's a bit too much, I feel. I am usually in the 20-25% range. Thoughts?

With a fist shake to boot.

At first read, I had such high hopes for my romantic future. But now I see it is all for naught.

My friend wore brown Crocs. She didn't even want to paint them white. I wish I had pictures...

A welder/stripper?? PLEASE!! Already done...and better!

The lack of shock/surprise/horror by any of the other contestants is astounding. Is this just all normal everyday beauty pageant action?

I'm late to the party here but we had customers come into our bakery and complain the cupcakes were frozen. All the staff were trained to deadpan, "We don't have a freezer here," and just stare at the stupidity of people who cannot grasp the concept of baking with real butter.

I am old and have not had cab;e or dish or anything for a few years now. I watch Hulu and Netflix on my laptop. I've been wanting this Amazon Fire thing but do not know how it works. I know Prime is basically a premium membership wherein you get free shipping and access to a ton of movies, shows, music and whatnot.

I am old and have not had cab;e or dish or anything for a few years now. I watch Hulu and Netflix on my laptop. I've…

I immediately thought "baby Smeagol". This baby is all wrong for pureed carrots.

I am laugh-crying so damn hard at this.

I'd know that sultry smirk anywhere.

As do we all...

According to Kate, Jimmy is there to be a guest host and masseur. I think that he would actually make one better at sex, not worse. He was with Sarah Silverman for a long time and she seems fairly feisty in the bedroom/living room/bus depot department. One would think she taught him well.

All of these explanations disturb me.

I do not watch this show....however, I am very curious to find out why Jimmy Kimmel is giving this man a rub down in the shower.

The emotional distress could come from her living situation- intolerant town, intolerant family, etc. It's not just they gave her someone else's sperm, it's the repercussions from that sperm. Would they have sued if the mix up resulted in a single race child? Probably not. But then again,t hey wouldn't have all these…

Students for Life? Hmmm, I had no idea you could get pregnant from oral sex. Maybe I've been doing it wrong.