My favorite headline about his wedding read, "Internationally renowned human rights lawyer weds actor who played handyman in Facts of Life." That is refined. http://thinkprogress.org/culture/2014/0…

I'm and STL girl too! I get it. Look like me= think like me mentality is an epidemic.

I carpool with strangers to work (it's a DC thing), and one morning the news had on a story about the WFT name controversy. The driver and other passenger showed complete disgust at such a suggestion as changing the name. The driver then stated (I shit you not), "Since when is America not a free country? If people…

How many fedoras do you own?

I once had a guy email me on a dating site and state, "I want to rape your shithole." This soon became the fake go to pick up line for me and my friends. "I saw you from across the bar, thought you had a nice smile and just wanted to let you know I want to rape your shithole." It's really romantic.

So as an almost 40 year old overweight female, I am basically out of luck no matter what.

That big one on 21st ? I was wondering what the hell that was about. I have asked several colleagues who are alum and nobody knew why we were all about hippos.

Don't get into that car.

I was once shopping for a black tie event dress at a size 16-18 and the "helpful" woman at Macy's informed me that "The dresses in your size are on the second floor". Whatevs, bitchface. I got a great dress from Nordstrom. IN MY SIZE! My mom and I still joke about your size today but man did I break down crying after…

I really like how you dismiss her experience. Way to be "that guy" !

Does Amy still have cupcakes?

Sorry about that...but am I the only one who read this as "Martha Plimpton died" and almost had my own aneurysm?? I mean, shitty for MStew, and I'm truly sorry for her, but she is no MPlimp.

Martha Stewart's younger sister Laura Plimpton died of a brain aneurysm.

If I split a dime bag, can I get a comp?

I think they eyes maybe were closed?

Ask and ye shall receive. Labeled as "yes", "hot", and "more please", respectively.

Two please. And I have a child allergy. Seriously, this made me all tingly.

In our group, a bad bang trim always equates ice cream consolation.

There should be daily posts starring gorgeous Samoan men. I'll start you out on your collection.