I take birth control. I have not had sex in almost 2 years. I use my birth control to regulate hormones and prevent painful, debilitating ovulation from occurring so I can come to work for those three days a month I used to miss due to cysts bursting on my ovaries every 28 days. How am I not being responsible for my…

sugars pubes

Nope. DC.

We used to have uppity ass bitches come into a cupcakery I once worked at and get holier than thou because they had MRS degrees, apparently. The irony was the cupcakery was owned by a lawyer turned pastry chef and I would say 90% of us working at the shop had graduate degrees (and a few post-docs). We just worked…

Canada doesn't seem very coercive to me. I mean, I was sort of peer pressured into trying shrooms there but that was one time and totally unrelated to both these people and the country at large.

I have two acquaintances that have been in arranged marriages. One is very successful and they are an awesome couple. The other? The groom hanged himself because he was in love with another woman. So 50-50. Same as regular choosing for yourself marriages.

What? G'town Cupcake sucks just as bad as Crumbs. They use oil in their frosting and it is always just too much. Plus I don't like those uppity bitches. You want good confection, go to Baked and Wired or Hello! Cupcake. That's some awesome sugary shit right there.

Stop trying to be Maury. It's sad.

Cornell IRB approved it. End of story.

Or Prancersize!!

Oh yeah. Started when I was 16 and went hard until I crashed at 32. Including my 29th when I had a minor roadside incident with a bottle of Dom and tomato soup. It's best not to ask...

Seeing as I am one, I only play Old Maid. Or Cards Against Humanity. You pick!

What 60's? I've wanted to move into a retirement community since I was 35. Lawns are kept, nobody drives too fast, there's always someone home to play cards with, and no whippersnappers with their dang rock'n'roll rubbish! Seriously, it's my dream.

She's Jessica Simpson. And we all know you don't go Jessica Simpson when you've got Rhianna.

Are there chandelier hanging competitions? Do construction workers spend hours practicing their skills? Do they give up family vacations and school holidays to compete? Do they go to school at 6am, workout, attend class, go to practice that is like a whole different workout, come home at around 7pm, do homework and…

And long term care insurance. I get to start my policy in a few months at 40. LTC insurance is the best buy for the dollar and not enough people obtain it. My grandfather basically paid all his assisted apartment bills with the insurance money.

Chipotle does a fine enough job robbing people of their money with shitty, overpriced burritos. Why? Because they know they can get away with it.

I would really love to see someone try this shit with a dental office. My wisdom teeth extraction was a hell of a lot more complicated than my abortion. I went back to school the same afternoon for that while my teeth had me off work for 4 days, a yeast infection from the antibiotics and a trip to the ER for…

Really? Have things changed that much? I used to work at PPSLR (on Forest Park) back in the early 2000s. There were hardly ever protestors and we were able to get women appointments as needed.