Mine plays "La Cucaracha". Seriously....a food truck plays a song about cockroaches to lure in children. I have yet to purchase ice cream from there.

I read this yesterday and didn't think much of it but it kind of stewed. The judgement of your response is what is tacky.

DAMN!! Charlize can wear the hell out a dress. This is the first picture that I went "ohhhhhh". She needs better accessories (ie: drop the psycho woman beater).

I thought they just made out. The Burn Book didn't say they had sex. Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise?

A lot of people like to fool you and say that you're not smart if you never went to college, but common sense rules over everything. That's what I learned from selling crack.

I missed my sister's bridal shower and bachelorette parties because it was too expensive. I can't always fly all the way across the county for a weekend shindig. Sometimes you sacrifice the small things for more important things.

Preach! I mean, he ran 43 marathons in under two months! 43!!! I can't even drive that.

Ordering takeout?

It seems to be an unsettling trend. Wasn't that way when I pledged. We were just the fun party girls who everyone liked to hang out with. Now, and this is not just with my sorority, but it seems with many Greek organizations that humiliation, degradation, bigotry and a host of isms are woven into the fiber of their…

DZ member here...Sig Chi? Huh. I thought we all teamed up with Delta Chis. maybe that's just the Midwest. Either way, first we kick out girls for being too ugly and now this. Sure has gone south since my pledge days.

3) who cares.

Get a map. Richmond is a good hour drive from Williamsburg. And Goddess help you if 64 is fucked. pfffttt...5 miles my ass.

He's too busy flipping off the press who are trying to upskirt his wife.

Some of us have a disease called "the olds". It makes hearing and patience diminish at alarming rates.

That plus the accent made me turn it off before a minute was up. I kept squinting at her trying to understand what she was saying. You know, because you listen with your eyes.

Concur. Years ago in STL there was Baton Bob, who would march and twirl his baton in various fabulous costumes. He has since moved to ATL. I find people who work out in costume a delight. They are getting a better workout than those making fun of them on the sofa never moving.

I have a friend who is still unemployed after 18 months. She refuses to look into leads that I send her and has stated that a temp job for $35/hr is an insult. She's been out of practice for so long, that I truly doubt any law firm worth their salt will hire her. I want to prep her head shots for the bus ads,

No. I watched it this weekend with an adorable 4 year old boy doing every single Let It Go gesture. He was by far the most entertaining thing about the movie. I also called DB on Hans right away. I need some suspense, here Disney.

Really?? She just annoys me. I think it's her voice or maybe I just really hated Hazel Wassername. Either way, she's thumbs down for me.

It's "I can't sleep because I am trying to climb my way to the top and out of this shithole studio I share with 2 other girls" vs. "I can't sleep because I have to be up at 4:00AM to catch the bus to get to my job that pays $8/hr and then get my kids from school before I go to the second job just so we can have heat…