I have a friend with the delegation. He was all, “I have to go this reception with somebody called The Weekend?”

I would just like to point out that you just told someone they were raped, and followed it up by telling them they are fucking stupid.

Not defending any sort of sexual abuse or coercion here but...I was pretty slutty from 12-35. Many young girls such as I was are wholly aware and willing to engage in sexual activities with older men. In fact, the second guy I ever had sex with was well into his twenties. I was 13. It happens.

It’s not wanting a pretty woman because of the ego boost of having arm candy, it’s because we are visually oriented and physical attraction to a woman amplifies her other good qualities for us.

Surely he’d recall his identity after just one look at his monogrammed thermos.

I’ve tried it. It’s great fun but the chores never seem to get done...

Left hanging.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

Guess they didn’t follow the excellent advice John Scalzi retweeted...

Just to be clear, the idea is from Wigstock and the “love” schtick is from Rupaul, it's not like this queen invented AquaNet.

It is exactly like going to a car dealership or an electronics store together, except inverted. Everyone focuses on me and completely ignores him.

I’m a chick, I dig pretty dresses and fancy parties and dream-plan my own wedding (although I have no desire to actually be married, so...). What I don’t dig is people being pissed off that they tell people things and then can’t make them magically shut up and not respond. Having a wedding is by definition a show of…

YES. I’m dealing with a lot of this, except it’s my fiance who wants a bigger, more traditional wedding. I wanted a super cheap, DIY, self-catered BBQ party in a local park. My family and friends would have been fine with that. But my fiance really didn’t like that idea- he needs air conditioning and real chairs, and…

As long as we can all agree that the ‘lesbian’ porn where women horribly finger fuck each other with incredibly long nails while moaning in the fakest way imaginable is THE WORST. Please tell me we can all agree.

If “joyless hag” isn’t in my obit I’ll have failed myself in life.

Huh, you don’t usually see KY preventing gay couples from coming together.

KAITLYN YOU BITCH