Probably won’t be a felony hit and run since there weren’t any (visible in the video) injuries. His coverage will probably stand since both charges would be misdemeanors if it’s their first DWI

Okay, people, it’s not illegal to pass on the right. It’s not even especially dangerous unless you’re passing a semi or something with limited visibility. That’s why they teach kids to check their blind spots in drivers ed. Don’t try to vilify the guy because he was passing a slow, drunk, inattentive Camry driver…

Not only that, Goodell destroyed the fucking evidence. If anything, they should be fellating him while ramming baked beans into his rectum.

Generally, some of the worst driving behavior I’ve personally witnessed has come from people driving work vans.

If he were to stop in a parking lot he runs the chance of getting hit by one of his fellow Subaru owners playing in the snowy parking lot.

You know that Patriots fans hate Goodell for those reasons as well, right?

By cheating do you mean that time the team recorded video from a perfectly legal location and that time the laws of physics worked as they were supposed to?

Some day you’ll pay...your deducible.

Pats “got caught cheating” the same way Hillary “got caught” murdering diplomats in Benghazi. That’s why we call it Ballghazi.

Vanbro was hustling. That’s about as fast as I’m comfortable with driving up a shopping center driveway in dry weather.

The timing of the music couldn’t have been better: “Someday you’ll pay!” <crunch>

People like me? You’re assuming that because I’m a Patriots enthusiast that I voted for Trump? Laughable.

And, just to recap:

Atlanta’s WYTS is going to be so goddamn entertaining this year. How many first drafts are being written right now? Man. Brutal.

That guy isn’t so Singapoor if he has a GT-R.

If he bought that GT-R in Singapore, I can’t imagine what he paid for it, vastly more than most countries. Impressive props on taking it on this trip!

This is some serious “We are setting up the dramatic season finale” type of shit.

I want an ATS-V so badly

You know, I went and looked it up!

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?