What gave her the impression her diesel engined car was a zero emission vehicle?

Jason Chaffetz desperately needs to be dropped off a tall building. For the good of the country.

I mean, I’ll give her at least $00,001 for it, so she’s a liar.

Are we sure, I mean really sure, he’s not actually on Philly’s roster?

Calm down satan

Corded controllers?

Memo to Jill Stein voters : Ditto.

Eric’s face is so punchable.

From the people who brought you Grumpy Cat

Video translation:

About same power, about same price.

wait...what’s a “triple lindy”?

My dad always said it’s not really Gatorade in there, but I had no idea.

The STI is in caps now. Look it up.

No, no, no, and no. I refuse to buy into the "MINI" bullshit. It's BMW in caps because it's an acronym. "MINI" is just grammatically incorrect marketing garbage.