I just want to write on the record that the Resolute Desk is terrible. It’s too gaudy, too big, hasa stupid name, and it’s not ergonomic. If I were the CIC, I’d leave it alone and just curl up on one of the sofas in the Oval Office with a laptop. Now the baby desk is funny!

Americans: make plans to go to Iceland and rent one of these after you get vaccinated. Manual only, so I’m disqualified. But the rental fleets in Iceland are filling up with Jimnys. I think you’ll find that it is fun, but admittedly, unsafe. 

Movie theater chains are dead. And as much as I hate Disney, I have to say, “thank Disney Plus.”

Too late. I have to wish for their deaths. We’re so far past the point of being nice. Not after what they did to us. And now after what they are now doing to us.

BTW, I shouldn’t have to say it, but I want disasters or diseases to take out the Trumps. Not homicide. And as for Mary, she should just change her name. Then I won’t include with with the others.

I don’t give a shit about The Crown, but it is fun to watch the Spencers lose their shit about a mainly accurate portrayal of Diana. They just don’t want to live through her 16 year life story arc again. Chill out. It won’t take 16 years to tell and it’s just a damn TV show. Also: FUCK THE MONARCHY.

All Trumps need to die. Every last fucking one of them. Even Mary. 

That was 45 minutes of horror. And what’s worse is that at least 40% of the nation now believes that Democrats conspired to steal the election through late night dumps of pristine mail-in ballots and through off-shore counting of votes by George Soros and the ghost of Hugo Chavez. 

Kill it with fire. And two bullets to the brain. 

It has to be Texas. The classic plate is so crisp. So clean. Good for us. And also good for cops and the state to read them (sigh). And so many options! Want black on white? Done. Want white on black? Done. Want simulated carbon fiber? Here you go.

Amen

I am staying home. Yes, I’m sure. And most of the USA is not, and a shit ton of people are going to die. Yes, the virus mutated to a less deadly form. Yes, we now know better how to keep people alive. But that won’t matter. The hospitals will be full. Sleep tight.

Is this motherfucker actively trying to put our data at risk?

New Yorkers already pay this tax. It’s the New York City / Yonkers income tax, which is like paying a second state. I see small, poor states being forced to raise their income tax rates. How does Oklahoma or Kansas survive without a tax increase? They can’t keep taking from New York and California. We are paying our…

I still think Brad Parscale and Rudy Giuliani wind up dead soon. Overall, we’ll never be rid of fascist GOP scum. But I don’t see Parscale or Giuliani living long. One is abusive and suicidal and the other is drinking himself to death. 

We’re getting another Trump. Sooner than we think. As much as I want to see Harris become president after Biden, we have to acknowledge that Trump’s base is huge. If there’s a slip in enthusiasm on the Democratic side, the GOP takes back the White House easily. We need to build a movement to keep the Democrats in…

This seems to be getting more attention that the AP call that put Biden on top. Priorities, America.

Fuck Alex Trebeck.

The damage that Trump just caused is, at this time, incalculable. This is worse than “you won’t have Nixon to kick around anymore,” or even Nixon getting drunk after hours, talking to the White House portraits.

If we wake up to news of a gun massacre in Detroit, Las Vegas, Atlanta or Philadelphia, we will begin to…

I said this in 2017: I am done with American news media and the Democratic Party. This time I mean it. MSNBC is poison Kool Aid. If all you did was watch MSNBC, you’d be led to believe that Biden would win easily. Biden will win. But this win feels like a loss. The Democratic party is not a good opposition party, nor…

No. You have to go back and look at what options he had. He fled to Hong Kong first in the brief window when the US didn’t know where he was. His plan was to go to Brazil next, where Glenn Greenwald recently moved. But I understand he didn’t have the resources to get there. Also his destinations narrowed quickly as…