He's trying to get you to quit so they don't have to pay unemployment/deal with insurance/not be assholes. Don't fall for it.

I think a much more interesting and likely answer to many people's problems lies with gut microbiota. It is certainly feasible that an imbalance in the bacteria in your intestinal tract could result in adverse effects from certain foods.

Everybody else looks so amazing, whether bright or dramatic or polished, and then Taylor Schilling looks like she forgot the premiere was that night and had to rush out in the middle of a Romulan cosplay.

I know everyone is assuming this is just a bunch of teen boys, but something about this:

Future president of a major fraternity then a high level Wall Street investment banker in the making.

OBVIOUSLY this whole thing is disgusting, but oh do I feel for this girl. It says she's 5'9. I know exactly the feeling of putting on a skirt or a dress or a pair of shorts that seems to be a perfectly normal length on everyone else but looks totally obscene on me because I'm tall.

How many articles are there going to be about this?

eta: sorry about the size on that mofo.

Hi guys! My boyfriend lost his job this week and so now we're looking for a new apartment (because I can't afford our current place on my own)...and I've now learned that, in the past nine months, real estate in our area has SKYROCKETED. I don't really know what to do. (We're talking over $2k per month for a small, 1…

You can blame the Cold War. There are plenty of people still running American institutions that grew up steeped in this America-rah-rah-rah bullshit. "Under God" was added to the Pledge during the Cold War to set the US apart from the USSR. They're godless, you see? So we also adopted "In God We Trust" as the official…

"You were supposed to be a girl" "Your brother was an accident, we don't even have his birth certificate" "I've always hated kids" "I can't wait for you to turn 18" These are just the ones I remember off the top of my head.

This post is so weirdly therapeutic. There are few things shamed more than family dysfunction and unloving/bad parenting. As someone who lived through deeply unloving parenting, it's validating to see people admit it that feelings from parents towards children aren't always puppies and rainbows.

"She opened her top and showed them her boobs, which Jennifer says were completely covered in 'the most beautiful angels and beautiful butterflies and baskets of flowers in pastel-colored tattoos.'"

There's that one kid who smells and is the equivalent of the Cleveland Browns.

My mother only gave a shit about starving children in Africa when I wouldn't eat my Brussels Sprouts.

I really hate Self and Shape. I used to read a lot of those ladymags when I was younger, and I never found Cosmo to really make me feel bad - it was mostly clothes and celebrities and hairstyles I don't have energy for and ridiculous lol-worthy sex tips. I had fun reading it. Self and Shape and similar seemed to be…

Why don't we know his name?

I was riding the MUNI to work, just before the morning rush hour. A disheveled looking gentleman hopped onto the car as the doors were closing, and proceeded to stuff both his hands into his pants and begin rummaging around.

Once the doors were closed and the train had begun moving, he started to hurl the contents of…

He deserves those piles of money, and it's going to be liberating for him to stop being restricted by the character he's playing, but this SUCKS for those of us who would rather watch The Colbert Report than any formulaic late-night talk show. Poor us.

"Every Boob is like a Snowflake", coincidentally, was one of the last cuts off the Frozen soundtrack.