I hope she has a section on chemical burns.

Umm, or they can't figure out how to change their avatar...

Let's be real, here. You don't eat eggplant, superpowers or not.

I saw Fred Armisen on the subway once and he seemed like the biggest sourpuss ever. There were maybe 4 people close enough to recognize him and they were all pretty unmoved, either because they didn't care or because they didn't know him.

I insulted Prince...and he liked it. Short version - We were at one of his concerts that was a fundraiser for some charity. The venue held 30,000 people but only 5000 tickets were offered for sale. For some reason, Prince and the band arrived two hours late. (Unknown to us, the air traffic control system at the…

My mom designed the tiles in Adam Sandler's kitchen. I don't think she ever talked to him directly though.

When I was four I was in OHare airport with my parents on the way to Salt Lake City. This was 1986. A man in a gold glittery suit walked by with a bunch of other men. I broke from my parents and ran after him. I grabbed his knee and was immediately picked up and handed to my parents by the other men. That golden man…

i work at an infertility clinic in Beverly Hills. I've held many o' cuppa sperm from celebrities. :)

BookExpo America in Chicago, 2004. I was at a late-night party for some erotica publishing company and I was not feeling it at all. It was late, I was tired, and BEA was winding down and it was really just time to go HOME already.

I think we should turn our mockery from Kim and Kanye to people buying physical copies of magazines

Completely non-troll statement, but the last sentence (pre-block quote) of this post seems highly, perhaps irresponsibly speculative. Is there any evidence anywhere that there were signs that were overlooked? I just don't like that "perhaps." "Perhaps" space aliens invaded the kid's brain and made him do it. Is…

I was in Valparaiso high school during their similar "slashing" incident in 2004, and I always think the same thing. People suffering from mental illness (or plain malice) will find a way to hurt others, but if you can limit their choice of weapons, you can save so many lives...

I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back, I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back... after it died of an easily preventible disease.

What kind is commie newspaper are they using there?

Well, the best part - in my opinion - of all of this is that the majority of Hobby Lobby's crap is from China. A country where abortions are not only allowed but offered as a government service. Seems they don't have a religious objection when using cheap labor in a country that allows/pays for abortions.

"What Is the One News Story You Won't Consume?"

She's not going to like how the book ends.

It doesn't really look like a seizure (trust me, if you see one, you'll know)

You know what I use to "detox"? My liver and my kidneys. You know what I don't use? Anything involved with the words "homeopathic" and "detox"

"Homeopathic", "toxins"? And does it also chase away body thetans and align your chakras when saturn is in retrograde?