True fact: the only times I’ve ever gone to work without makeup, at least one person as said, “Are you okay; you look terrible!”

I like the basic idea here, but the truth is that a lot of your success in life depends on how people see you. I lost the best job I ever had because my boss thought I lacked energy and bemoaned my introverted qualities. I can’t afford to let my true self out in my public life because people in my working life haven’t…

Eff all of it. You know how much I gained during my first pregnancy? 52 lbs. Fiftygoddamntwo. My What To Expect book had a heart attack, I swear. Kid is going to be 6 in June. Do I care how much weight I gained with her? No. Does it affect my life in any way now? No. Do I wish I ate more salad? Fuck to the no.

She could have at least transferred to an online high school. I had to do that in 2003, due to a combination of severe health issues and severe bullying for being a lesbian. She could have completed her high school education and gone on to a liberal college if she wanted. Would have made things easier. However, it's…

Rep. Rob Taylor (R) attended, but turned his back during the blessing. This, he believes, is what Jesus would have done. “Jesus would be in the chamber, from my perspective. He would passively protest,” he told reporters.

*loving strokes belly and praises IUD*

I'm a little not okay with you shitting yourself and then soaking in a tub. The shit is still there.

we do this too. I'm actually surprised more couples don't. We each write a check for the mortgage and have decided who pays what bill so it's pretty even. Like you said, we were adults when we got married with jobs and banks and whatever. I like my bank; he likes his- why change?

Say what you will, but after enjoying the his and hers seafood buffet, you're gonna want the his and hers toilets.

Hear that, ladies? No matter what we look like, we are still disgusting!

When I arrived at the church, my soon to be father in law hugged me. His cigarette set my beautiful finger length double veil on fire. My soon to be mother in law gracefully and completely without a fuss, put out the fire, removed the charred edges, hid the damage, hugged me tight, and sent me into the church. 26…

Not even terrible but (entire story NSFW)......Two days before my wedding, I got my period. My period is usually fairly well behaved- first day heavy, tapers off fairly quickly, lasts about 4 days total, move on with life. Not this time. We arrived in Vegas (Vegas wedding for the win) and had sex which made our hotel…

For my wedding I had decided to have the center aisle lined with ivory silk rose petals and brass lanterns containing electric (thank God) candles. I tasked my dad with placing the lanterns, telling him to leave room for us to walk. Apparently he didn't take my dress in to account. As I started down the aisle, I…

I don't understand why you would publish a headline about puppy shoes and not have close-up pictures of said shoes in the accompanying article. I came here to see puppy shoes

legit I cannot walk into Sephora without buying something. it's a huge problem. and I don't even wear that much make up.

That is the biggest load of shit I've ever heard. I know who Heather Mills is, yet I wouldn't be able to pick her out of a lineup unless she had her prosthetic leg off.

No it is not 30 years behind North America especially when just this week a video was leaked that a bunch of white American guys were signing about hanging n-word from a tree and other places are being investigated about that chant. Europe is just as backwards as North America is but a lot of countries have legalized…

Here's the biggest lie/deception that I ever perpetuated on my parents ...

When I was in high school, I had a best friend named Christine. One time, we went to the beach and on the way back we stopped at our favorite coffee shop to see our friends that hung out there. I had to get home by a certain time and she had driven, but she didn't want to leave so I had to call my Mom to pick me up.…

Alternate explanation: the athlete in question never learned math very well, and actually thinks $150 dollars is about 20% of 208.12.