That's the best thing I've seen all day. Thank you!

Yeah, they still taste pretty awful. But their iced pumpkin scones are amazing.

Is this an open thread to complain about our relationship? Great!

I'm a huge fan of the cop who writes our town's sheriff dept. blog. She once wrote about a bum fight arrest- it gave me goosebumps! She used to write for the local newspaper, but I think this is her calling. She needs to do some fiction.

Ooh, I'll be your friend. I'm also 28 and though in a committed relationship (we own a house together), he works a lot so I'm always kinda lonely.

Yep, when I lived in New Orleans, I was warned to never let my dog out of my sight because he could get stolen for use in voodoo rituals.

I adopted my black lab puppy from a shelter in New Orleans, and when I walked him around the neighborhood people would stop me and tell me to be extra careful with him because he was more likely to be stolen for voodoo purposes. True story.

Same. Our dogs are nice and lean, but our maine coon mix is the laziest cat I've ever known. The only time I ever see her get up is when she comes to bite us when there isn't enough food in her bowl.

I'm 28, but no interest in having kids. My fiance and I are in a similar vein on this. We live in a very expensive touristy town (Key West) where the schools are terrible, and its just not kid-friendly. We own a home, but we are certainly house poor. A kid would not make our life happier by any means. Plus, I'm with…

This happened to me with someone I was dating who knew I did not want to have sex with him until we were officially a couple. I went out with some friends, he was the designated driver. I got super drunk and after he dropped my friends off, he drove me straight to his apartment (the first time I had been there so I…

I always wanted to start a tumblr that features cats doing awful things. I think cats are getting off too easy these days when I know for a FACT that most of them are evil bitches. Also, "cats running away from me" when I try to pet them. That is my second tumblr.

Someone mentioned yesterday that it should be narrated by David Attenborough and I thought that was GENIUS!

I definitely consider my mom my friend. We are very close and I call her daily. She's also a nurse; she could always explain life very matter-of-factly and has a great respect for science, so I could always ask her questions without feeling judged. However, I don't consider my two-years older sister a friend. She…

That's wonderful. I've been to Oak Alley twice, and I thought it was very informative and thorough. I wish I could see this new exhibit.

I get depressed looking at fashion magazines because I can't afford any of it!

Don't blame them, though. Since they're close to your parents, they might've asked your mom if it was okay to invite the kids and she said you'd be totally fine with it. This happens to me a great deal with my fiance and his parents. I would think it passive aggressive if I didn't know how just too kind and generous…

My cousin didn't send me an invitation to her wedding. She was like, "Oh, well I expected your mom to tell you all the important stuff."

I like going to other people's weddings. I like getting all dressed up and celebrating friends, but I would never want all that attention for myself. Too much pressure.

Ditto. Getting the families together seems like too much of a hassle and too much money. Although, we just bought a house so we're going to have to get married before the end of the year for tax purposes. Romantic!

Ahh! THIS! And I'm not even married!!! My future step-mother in law flipped shit on me for not inviting her to some stupid day trip when I had no part in the planning process at all! It was my fiance's idea! It was a romantic day trip I was so proud he planned all by himself. But I got so much shit from her, she…