Chill. We're not officially married yet; the wedding is in May. It's a goofy synonym for "fiance".

Sorry to break it to you, but I am indeed in relationships with both of my partners, as they are with me. We share emotional intimacy as well as physical. We support each other in all endeavors and are confident enough to give each other space and freedom when needed. We communicate beautifully and effectively and…

Sorry to disappoint you, but it's unlikely. What I have is a relatively minor but chronic inconvenience, more a pain in the ass than anything.

In my experience, it varies from relationship to relationship. I have a friend who lives with both her husband and her boyfriend and there is no hierarchical system in place. Responsibilities and benefits are shared equally.

You're assuming that people find "everything" they need from a partner in just one person. For me, I don't see that as realistic or accurate. Healthy polyamory generally requires accepting that you can be loved and valued despite not being perfect and that it's not a judgment of you or a statement of your inadequacy…

If you knew me, you would have seen one.

I couldn't really give a shit less about how people want to live their lives as long as they're all consenting adults. You wanna be monogamous? You happy? WORD.

"I think jealousy comes from place in ourselves where we don't think we're worth loving."

GIRL.

I can relate to all of this, so much.

And goddamn is she aspirational for 50+ women or what?

If I could look like anyone other than myself, I would look like Monica Bellucci. And I would cease to have a life because I would stay home staring at myself in the mirror all day.

NO! *adds to list*

I love you.

Let's not forget all those stories about how Lilith moves on to essentially rock out with her tits out, having a metric fuck-ton of orgies with human men and demons alike, having a plethora of metal-as-hell demon-babies.

In MY opinion?

I already owned them. YOLO, etc.

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS.

They totally don't have to be women. Mine are, but it's more due to coincidence than anything. I prefer to refer to them as my "Bridesminions". My fiance's "groomsmen" are actually all Groomswomen, also by coincidence. They are wearing suits though, just because they all look fucking adorable in suits.

I'm definitely not self-hating.