My very first.

I mean, they're not wrong.

You know how we know that her ass probably doesn't actually giggle?

You are a sweetie pie. Thank you.

I know. :(

AHAHAHAHA, thanks. (And you wanna, go right ahead.) I'm goonily grinning like that because I was all "Derp derp, hiiiiiii" when I walked up to him and got idiotically shy. He smiled all big, held his arms out, and went "COME TO MEEEE!".

I wouldn't be surprised if Madonna was more culpable in that situation than Lenny.

He's pretty overwhelming in person. At least, I think so. He's HUGE and has incredible charisma. For reference, I am 5'7" and not particularly petite.

Homegirl took Lenny AND Madonna to court, gave no fucks, and got her pay day. Gotta admire that.

I met him at a con in July that I was working at and got to take a photo with him.

Actually, I think the lyrics were co-written by Ingrid Chavez, who didn't receive credit and later had to sue for compensation.

Are you sure about that? Her boots currently knock with Jason Momoa's boots.

I freaking wept when Maryann died on "True Blood".

YES! I read it, and loved it. It was such a nicely-done humanizing piece.

Too true. I doubt she was attracted to Arthur Miller for his looks.

Remember the episode of "Sex In The City" where it was A BIG DEAL that Samantha was dating a black guy? I seem to vaguely remember that. And then later, Miranda did too, but it was largely because it fulfilled her BBC "Mimi and Jules" fantasy.

We are soulmates.

The two are not necessarily mutually exclusive. I speak from personal experience.

I think a lot of the contempt people have for her now is a combination of slut-shaming ("ZOMG! SHE BANGED THE PRESIDENT AND WAS A SEX SYMBOL AND GOT DIVORCED A FEW TIMES!!") and the same shaming people are so keen to applying to people who suffer from mental illness and chemical dependencies.