Aw shucks. Thanks, boo.

I really wish she got a bit more credit for having intellectual curiosity.

Thanks! That I am. I'm glad he hasn't figured out that he could probably do better. ;)

He's not exactly what I'd call handy in the way Scott is handy, but he's way better at handling electronics, cars, and certain basic home maintenance tasks than I am.

I like how we somehow expect a girl who willingly dated Justin Bieber to have cultural sensitivity or an excess of tact.

Me too. I'll bring more wine!

I'm marrying a man that my mom is very fond of reminding me looks strikingly like him.

The god they believe in may or may not be imaginary.

My mother is thrilled that I'm marrying a dude who looks strikingly like Scott McGillivray (but prettier, IMO), the "Income Property" guy. You two should be friends.

To be fair, Emilia Clarke also dated Seth McFarlane and from everything I've heard, she's almost unbearably sweet IRL.

I like to make him feel important. Because women be emasculating harpies, dontcha know.

My Husband Elect would probably volunteer.

KEEP YER COOTIES AWAY, GUISE! SRSLY.

To be fair, they didn't specify WHICH "cheeks".

Please elaborate on "half Amish". I've only seen Amish people IRL once, when visiting Lancaster county. Does that mean they have half of a huge beard?

I laughed. And then wanted to throw up a little.

I refuse to believe that at least 40 people went to see "Taken 2".

I mean, she was supposed to play "Red Sonja" in his attempt to reboot, so it stands to reason.

THIS IS HIM EXPRESSING HIMSELF!

He still is.