I wasn't aware of him outside of the Old Spice commercials, but I dig him.

We did that in my family. It was actually a NYE tradition my parents brought with them from the USSR since people couldn't celebrate Xmas there, and also because we were Jewish.

Ugh.

I'd be shocked if he didn't lose a healthy chunk of the money he's got right now thanks to a civil suit.

Man. I'm sorry you were so disappointed. You should ask for your money back. OH WAIT...

TL;DR summary:

God, you're boring.

I don't think you actually know what "doxxing" is.

I've only had a cat for a few months, but she comes RUNNING when I turn the taps on to have a bath and insists on perching on the edge of the tub. She will stay there for the duration of my bath, dips her tail into the water very methodically, and will also "arrange" my hair to the best of her ability with her paws…

If you think that the only possible way a woman can sexually assault a man, you need a reality check.

.... was there ever a question about this?

It was an episode of "Family Guy".

Hehehehehe, to be fair, he's posted a couple of insanely beautiful photos with her insanely beautiful face in 'em.

Her husband (bless his hot ass) is active enough on Instagram that she probably doesn't need to be.

He has nothing on a teacher in my school in the late 90's.

Thanks!

I can't say shit. My dog is Oliver Fluffington von Fuzzberg.

Ollie wants to be Buster's friend.

I do use the word "coyly" but usually only when I'm being deeply sarcastic.