PREACH. I found a Tupperware bowl of it upside down on my kitchen floor today, lid askew. It’s made of glue and can dry like glue too. I find it everywhere. There was a congealed glob clogging up our kitchen sink yesterday and the bathroom sink handles were coated in dried on slime today. It’s gone on so long! Someone…

My neighbor kid has a whole slime pyramid scheme going. She gets the add-ons (glitter and bits) from other kids, makes big batches and then sells it back to them and other kids. She’s a regular Bernie Home Made-off of Slime.

I think the key thing here is “the king’s image is not supposed to be deployed for commercial purposes.” It sounds like that’s more of an issue than any disrespect or mockery, and that’s fair enough tbh.

It’s a hazelnut and chocolate spread.

I am shocked, shocked I say!, that a profanity was uttered in a hockey locker room. Of all places! What’s this fucking world coming to?

Honestly, he doesn’t seem bothered by it. I assume he has access to the highest quality rugs / implants out there, but he seems fine with his balditude.

Really feel bad for both the Princes. My mom passed away suddenly around the same time and we’re close in age, and I get those same feelings.

My daughter is now 10 and asks questions about her. My family remarks al the time how she looks and acts like my mom.

Shit, now it’s dusty in here.

I lost my dad around the same time Di died, and I was Harry’s age. I have always, always felt a strange kinship to both Princes because of this. And seeing them happy now (and championing mental health) is really nice.

Christ just mark all as read already.

Terri, CLEAR YOUR FUCKING INBOX!

C’est un homme who doesn’t have le temps for your merde, Donald.

One of my proudest moments, which is sad, is having crashed on Elizabeth May’s couch when I was younger. I’m actually sure a lot of people could say that, because she was - probably still is - incredibly generous and supportive of young activists. She left the house unlocked so we could let ourselves in in the middle…

Elizabeth May is not even remotely my dream candidate...

On a recent jog, he photo bombed the prom photos of some very lucky teenagers

Elizabeth May?

They need to go jogging together, like Trudeau did with President Nieto of Mexico.

Sorry, the white man says you should be offended.

Seriously! Macron is the youngest French leader since Napoleon. And Canadian politicians have never looked like Justin (even his old man was more charming than actually attractive). They’re just a bit more compelling than, say, Chirac and Chrétien.

They’re talking about what an amazing threesome they would have been had Barack still been in power right now.

MACRON: How is it that your clothes fit so impeccably? You must tell me!