*Hear Hear.

First Date: He took me to a great dinner, nice place, and during asked the waiter how much longer dinner would take, we had a show to get to. I, having no idea about the show, asked what we were seeing. He said he was taking me to the newly opened high class strip joint. I am young, I am impressionable, I have never…

I had a guy ask me if I had any tattoos and when I drew out the simple one I had on a napkin, he got super quiet and told me that my tattoo was a design he had written about in a story years ago and that because I had it, I was the Chosen One.

Lets be clear, Woody Allen is a disgusting asshole who makes shit movies that people in France don’t watch, his distributor can defend him all he wants his films don’t make money in France, les Tuches3 will get more bums on seats than any crap this creep releases and the opinions of two old ladies do not represent 60…

Yes, it did on an international level (forget about America). A lot of very famous people - including the world’s top rock stars - refused to play concerts in South Africa, as well (see the song ‘Aint Gonna Play Sun City’). Many ethical businesses pulled their holdings out of the country. Tourism did take a hit. It…

I’ve been eating Big Macs since I was like 8. That’s what I’d order when I was 8 years old. Man, I was a pig!

I enjoy a double cheeseburger from there once a year-and when I was pregnant, I couldn’t get enough of those Mcnuggets. And yes, I eat it alone because I feel deep shame.

I think it depends on where you’re going to. If I’m going to Europe, I’d rather fly out later in the day, sleep as much as possible on the flight, arrive in their morning, live a full day on their schedule and wake up almost on local time the next day. Coming back to North America, though, I want the earliest flight I…

Let’s tone down the glee just a tad.

I also remember blinds about Kevin Spacey as long as 10 years ago, and even a photo of him with some kind of very young-looking boy, bare-bottomed, across his lap and that of another man next to him, being spanked by Spacey. It looked like a nightclub so I am going to assume the boy was of legal age, but that…

In the afterglow of Thanksgiving, I’d like to take a moment to be thankful...Dear Lord, I’m thankful that social media did not exist when I was that age. I’m thankful that I never got herpes or a DUI or even a bad tattoo. I’m not sure how I managed that, but thank you forever and ever. Amen.

I’m an infertile person who has a SUPER dark sense of humor and even I found this line gross. Make fun of your own fertility- fine whatever. Don’t make light of someone else’s because this shit is HARD.

I feel like Jane’s whole bag of advice tricks can be summed up by “what does it matter when you’re going to die anyway?”

I’ve noticed Jezebel has a very “kill your darlings” attitude towards motherhood that they wrongly think is feminist; that motherhood has been held up as this sacred thing for women and so they have to shit on it to be transgressive. Or that somehow because motherhood aligns with traditional female roles, a disdain…

Yeah, that was not funny.

I’d be surprised at this point if at least one Jane letter per week didn’t get an absolutely absurd reply. The response to #2 is so much like last week’s dogshit advice to the woman whose partner didn’t want to talk about the future (Jane says: live in the now! Stop pestering him!). NO. DO NOT CONTINUE in this…

Ok, thank you! I was *floored* by that closer. It is such a mean, fucked up, unnecessary thing to say!

I went through the EXACT same line of thinking. “Wow for once this advice isn’t terrible.”

agreed. that is such a poor way to end your advice... not even sure this column is helpful let alone kind spirited.