BAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I cannot see Jacobs’ name and not think of Angel.

And yes Rami Malek I am looking right fucking at you. 

Look, even before the NYC indoor smoking ban, you couldn’t smoke in the fucking. Metropolitan. Museum. of Art.

I think celebrities have always smoked, though.

He saw Angel smoking and he thought it looked cool.

Dakota Johnson, Rami Malek, Marc Jacobs, Courtney Love, and Bella Hadid

Smoking is gross. Indoor smoking is even more gross. Indoor smoking that ruins original art pieces and haute couture gowns people spent months making for these idiots is reprehensible.

Did you know scallops can swim??

I actually really like Céline. I never really thought much about her one way or another until we were in Vegas and won some tickets for her show. She really blew me away.

Sometimes, if you want do some moving, you also gotta do some shaking! Big props for taking control of your situation and not giving in to complacency! Oh, and tell Mimister that I, some dude in the greys, wish him a happy late B-Day!

I am going to order pizza, drink beer, and have a Game of Thrones marathon. Then I am going to paint my nails.

Reminds me of Marge Simpson’s plan to get them out of debt:

Your hobbies I wreck

She should’ve replied “Yeah, that’s pretty accurate.”

Sorry, Mr. Bacon, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits on Jeopardy? Contestant And Her Whole Crew For Reason”.

We got to watch Trebek drop a savage burn, and she still overcame it and won. This is a win-win in my book.

#Humblebrag