At any rate, I’m hoping the mayor of Pittsburgh and his chief of staff can sort their differences out soon for the good of the city.

Can 23&Me explain what the fuck happened to the other 77% of him?

FUN FACT: The same thing once happened to Jonathan Moss, only he was able to pass the coin before kickoff.

Budding 14-Year-Old Reactionary Currently Wearing A Big Dogs Shirt While Sitting In ISS: Whatever, man. Michael Jordan used to deal with this kind of defense every single possession.

Once this kid’s mother sees this, she’s going to come to the sad realization that there’s no keepers in this family.

Lohud.com says Vigeant was pronounced dead at a local hospital.

“We’re the ones, the workers — we make the heads get rich. Treating us lesser than isn’t even cool. We’re the reason the hub was getting built. Ain’t no owners out there in their hard hats. We’re the ones putting our life on the line. So you gotta respect us,” he said.

LCSO: And what is your name?

Good luck Tim! Thank you for the posts.

His name is Oscar, but you can call him Sir for short.

TERRY BRADSHAW: Who the fuck is Terry Bradshaw???

Don’t know how old the kid is, but he appears to be a great prospect already. A spitting image of a young Lou Gehrig.

Hey buddy!

What’s less clear is why the Worldwide Leader would want Favre as the celebrity face of one of its biggest recurring live sports programs.

If a concussion is all you need to guarantee passage into the next round, Wayne Chrebet is owed a shitload of Super Bowl rings.

Huge contradiction in the headline, Nick. I mean, seriously, Deadspin editor?

Meet Christopher Cheng and Rahysa Vargas, who got married this month a dozen years since first meeting in college.

No word on what the shit-talking father’s reaction to the suspension is, though if we had to guess what he’d say, it would probably be something like “Oooooh! Sky Sports suspended me Carragher. Nice, very nice.”

Ed’s head looks like if someone took Hey Arnold’s skull and rotated it 90 degrees.

“We don’t have the whole story as yet.”