Eh, the original wasn’t great either.

Don’t buy anything. Stand up for workers’ rights and refuse to take part in the capitalistic orgy that sees workers unable to even take so much as a bathroom break to make order quotas.

Don’t buy anything. Stand up for workers’ rights and refuse to take part in the capitalistic orgy that sees workers…

“What’s an F5 poop tornado like?”

Honestly I won’t be surprised if this soon becomes a thing. Footballers are dicks.

For me, there is, or should be, a different standard for shots headed for goal, and balls just bouncing around the penalty area. This would still be an unlucky penalty, but the winger doinking the ball off a defender’s elbow because they’ve run out of ideas wouldn’t be...

Sissoko’s is far more awkward to me. He’s got his arm out there for a good second or two while he’s side-stepping. Kumagai is charging down the ball, and I’d argue that her arm, in ANY natural position is going to brush that shot.

I am now teaching this strategy - and junking all our goals - to our youth soccer team. Just to hear the parents lose it.

I think I’m joining you in screaming. If someone had that kind of pinpoint accuracy in the penalty box, I don’t they need to kick the ball to a defender’s outstretched hand.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

Damn. DAMN.

Chris, you elitist East Coast media fuckboy.

I had no idea that Troy Aikman has a CDL.

My neighbors and I don’t know each other too well, so I’m looking forward to spending the next HOA meeting explaining why screaming “FUCK DON CHERRY” at midnight here in NC was totally apropos.

Geez, more like Jake Peevy.

[Rob Thomas looks at the score]

lots of lessons being learned today as thousands of children realize they should have peed before they left the house, like dad said

Wow, Mr. Roth doing an antisemitism by not mentioning her frequent invocation of that traditional Jewish prayer, “I am John McCain’s daughter.”

[snort]

And I always thought Bogut was more of an Antifa(ried)

Les Moonves could advise Kraft on how to hire an on-staff chief blowjob officer.