What a boob. Good luck building a following by being a racist on Twitch, Dan!

(And when penalties like that get called, at what point does the optimal offensive strategy become kicking the ball intentionally at the defender’s arm?)

My dude can’t even tell time without having someone write it for him first.

Tim McCarver: Nostalgia, eh? I’ve always though that the thing is, you can’t get nostalgic for something that happened in the future. That’s how you know I used to be a color commentator, rather than being one in the future. They say time is a flat circle, but really, I’ve never seen time in any physical way, only the…

at which the skaters were each awarded £100 for winning the “Worst Slam” category.

This is hilarious

I just don’t get it. Why would a big-time landlord like Tom Dundon pay $250 million just to foreclose on... goddamnit, it’s sexual, isn’t it.

Still unanswered: Who the fuck this know-it-all Max Preps is.

CONCERNED PARENT: Doctor, please! Is my son going to survive?

It’s also that if Andy Reid gets very pissed off at them they can snap his neck like a chicken bone.

Barstool Bucks is actually the cutesy nickname Portnoy and co. gave their currency. The actual legal name is ShitCoin.

So what if he’s a Pizzagate believer, Albert? It’s not like the Warriors haven’t already signed Quinn Cook, who’s dedicated his life to the concept of QAnon.

Reporter: [Sees naked guy sprinting down the street with “World Champions” painted on his bare chest] Sir, where were you when you first saw the news that Bryce Harper signed for the Phillies?

So Robert Kraft went to a seedy massage parlor in a Florida strip mall at 11:00 a.m. that Sunday, then presumably got on his private plane and flew to Kansas City, where he watched the NFL team he owns punch a ticket to the Super Bowl.

I used to know a girl in college who called herself a BJJ Star until she went to speech therapy to cure her stutter.

[LaVar Ball emerges from the woods]

“Goddamnit! I would have been perfect for that role!”- Jacques Demers

Obviously, the racist costume in the top picture is going to get all the attention. But still, Dave Portnoy does deserve some credit for somehow showing up to a Halloween party as both Craig Sager and Ted Cruz.

And yet, at Blakeslee Stadium, still they played on.

She’s not just some “fan”, Patrick. She’s actually dating the team’s starting point guard, and by extension Mark Gottfried.